经典有趣的英文搞笑句子 关于爱情的唯美诗句

younaxiejingdianaiqingshiju?guanyuaiqingdeweimeishijuyounaxie?qianglietuijianyixiejingdianyouqudeyingwengaoxiaojuzihegaoxiaodeyingwengaoxiaoduanzi，taolunyixialaowaishizenmefengqudeba!

theniaskedhim3giveubrains.hesaid,"letmetryworldpeace".suihouwoqingjinibianconghui。tashuodao：“nihuanshirangwoshishirangweihushijiehepingba。”

everymorningipray2godthateverybodyshouldgetafriendlikeu,...meirizaoshangwohaixiangzaowuzhuqidao：qidaimeiyigerendoukeyiyouzhehenineiyangdepenyou……

whyshouldibetheonlytosuffer...??weihejinyouwoxiangchengshouyoulenineiyangdepenyou?

ifuhide,i'llseek4u.ifurlost,i'llsearch4you.ifu'llleave,i'llwait4u.ifdaystakeuaway4mme,i'llfight4u.

jiarunipaochuqu，wonengquyueni。jiarunibujianle，wonengzhuixunni。jiarunilikai，wonengdengzheni。jiarushenghuohuijiangnidaiqu，wonengjinizuozhan。

but,ifustopsendingmsgs,i'llkillyou.

keshi，jiarunizhongzhifaduanxinxineirong，wonengzaileni。

dayu’llbsurprised2cmebesideu.u&melaughing，u&mecrying，u&medreaming，u&meholdingon，u&me...justu&mesittinginamental&mecheckingu.yitianninenghenchayidefajuewochuxianzainipangbian。biciyiqihuangexiaoyu，yiqichouqi，yiqilixiang，weiyizaiyiqi，yiqi……zhibuguobiciyiqizuozhejingshenbingyiyuanlierqiewo(yishi)rangni(jingshenbinghuanzhe)zuojiancha。

testresults:uragooddog.nowstopbarking.nideyingyudefayinhenguifan?duxialai：

woof,roof,loof,shoof,shoof,woof,　　loof,poof,woof,woof,hoof,loof,roof,shoof,

jiancejieguo：nishiyitiaohaogou。xianzaikeyitingzhubiejiaole。

dayu’llbsurprised2cmebesideu.u&melaughing,u&mecrying,u&medreaming,

u&meholdingon,u&me...justu&mesittinginamental&mecheckingu.

yitianninenghenchayidefajuewochuxianzainipangbian。biciyiqihuangexiaoyu，yiqichouqi，yiqilixiang，weiyizaiyiqi，yiqi...

zhibuguobiciyiqizuozhejingshenbingyiyuanlierqiewohaizaichayanni。

helloiamavirusandiamenteringyourbrainrightnow...sorryiwillleave，ican’tfindabrain.ninhao，woshibingduganran!erqierujinzhengmanmanjinruniderendedanao……baoqian，woyaozoule，youyuwoyagenzhaobuzheniderendedanao!

noteveryflowersymbolizeforlove，butrosecandoit;noteverytreecanstandthirst，butalamocandoit，noteverypigcanreadshortmessage，butyoucandoit.congratulations!bingbushimeiyiduohuadounengyiweizheganqing，keshimeiguihuabaozhengle;bingbushimeiyizhongshudoukenaizhukouke，keshibaiyangbaozhengle;bingbushimeiyitouzhudoukeyikanduanxin，keshinibaozhengle。zhuhenile!

abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyzoops!imiss"u"abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz

aiyo!wojingrandiule“u”zhu：uyiweizhe“you”ni。misschuyou“hulve”dehanyi，yeyou“xiangnian”zhiyi。zheierimiss"u"，shize"imissyou."gujini。

ifyouarealone,i'llbeyourshadow.ifyouwanttocry,i'llbeyourshoulder.ifyouwantahug,i'llbeyourpillow.ifyouneedtobehappy,i'llbeyoursmile.ifyouneedmoney...waitforyoursalary.

jiarunihaipagudu，wozuonideyingzi。jiaruniyaochouqi，wozuonidejianbang。jiaruniyaoxiangxiangyong，wozuonidezhenxin。jiaruniyaoxiangkaixin，wozuonidexiaorong。jiaruniyaoxiangqian……dengdaifafanggongziba!

canupronouncegoodenglish?readalong:woof,roof,loof,shoof,shoof,woof,loof,poof,woof,woof,hoof,loof,roof,shoof,testresults:uragooddog.nowstopbarking.nideyingyudefayinhenguifan?duxialai：

ifuhide,i’llseek4u.ifurlost,i’llsearch4you.ifu’llleave,i’llwait4u.ifdaystakeuaway4mme,i’llfight4u.

but,ifustopsendingmsgs,i’llkillyou.

jiarunipaochuqu，wonengquyueni。jiarunibujianle，wonengzhuixunni。jiarunilikai，wonengdengzheni。jiarushenghuohuijiangnidaiqu，wonengjinizuozhan。guanyuaiqingdeweimeishijuyounaxie?

keshi，jiarunizhongzhifaduanxinxineirong，wonengzaileni。duanxinzhufu

oncegodcameup1me&grantedmeawish.iasked4worldpeace.that’simpossible,hesaid.

theniaskedhim3giveubrains.hesaid:“letmetryworldpeace”.

youyicizaowuzhugandaowoyanqiantongyilewoyigexinyuan。wojiangwoxiangweihushijieheping。“neijiushibutaikenengde”tashuodao。

suihouwoqingjinibianconghui。tashuodao：“nihuanshirangwoshishirangweihushijiehepingba。”

woof,roof,loof,shoof,shoof,woof,loof,poof,woof,woof,hoof,loof,roof,shoof,jiancejieguo：nishiyitiaohaogou。xianzaikeyitingzhubiejiaole。

don’tbemad，don’tbeblue，einsteinwasuglytoo!bubixingfen，bubitongku，niudunxiangmaoyebuhaokan!

goodlookscatchtheeyesbutgoodpersonalitycatchestheheart.youareblessedwithboth!flattered?don’tbe!itwassenttome.ijustwantedyoutoreadit.

haokandeliandanernengxiyinzhumuguangkeshihaodeweirennengxiyinzhuneixin。nihenhaoyundelingwaiyouzhezheiliangcengmian!beifengchengle?shaolaila!zheiyiduanxinshizengjiwode。wozhibuguoshixiangrangnikanyixiaeryi。

everymorningipray2godthateverybodyshouldgetafriendlikeu，...

meirizaoshangwohaixiangzaowuzhuqidao：qidaimeiyigerendoukeyiyouzhehenineiyangdepenyou……