搞笑的王大锤经典语录 王大锤说说520

 520shuoshuoyounaxie?shuoshuo520younaxie?younaxieqingrenjieshuoshuo?wanwanxiangbudaolvxiaobuyingdangmeiyourenbuqingchuba?youxuanlewanwanxiangbudaolvxiaobujingdianyuju，yiqilaikanlvxiaobuzoushangrenshengdianfengjingdiantaiciwanzhengpianba!

 1.wojiaowangdachui，xingkuiwoxinsixini，jianxinyongbushangduozhangshijian，woyehuizhangxin，dangshangjingli，danrenceo，zoushangrenshengdianfeng，maixiangchenggongzhilu，xiangyixianghaiyoudianerxiaoxingfenni。

2.wojiaowangdachui，wanwanxiangbudao.....

3.shangqinghuadaxuehuanshibeijingdaxueni?haijianzhijianxindequshea。

4.heihuafeipianhui，huihuafeibianhei，heihuafeibianheimeifahui，huihuafeifahuibubianhei。

5.zheiyouchoudelanhuazhiguozhenbutongfanxiang，yidingshianjianxiansuosuoshu。

6.nandaoshuoshipawodeyuxianyusidezitaishanxiatadegouyan。

7.tashuodaodehaoyouxiedaoli，wojingyakouwuyan。

8.jinriniyijianshiaidabuli，mingriwojinigaobukepan。shuoshuo520younaxie?520shuoshuoyounaxie?

9.woshizuobaojiexiaomeini，huanshishichangxiaoshoumeizi?

10.我觉得关键。

 11.richujianghuahongshenghuo，xiexielingdaoxiangxinziji。rizhaoxianglushengziyan，lingdaoganbubianshiwodetianna。richujianghuahongshenghuo，lingdaoganbubeiheiguodiubangwo。

12.(beitarendiaokanshi)e...wojuedeguanjian!guanjianshi......

13.bubizaihuzheizhongguanjiandian!

14.wodezhiyeshengyayipianwuyuanwuhui，woxiangdaoneiyitianxiyangxixiadefeiben，neishiwoliushideqingchun。

 shangbianjidahuoeryouxuandegaoxiaoyoumodewanwanxiangbudaolvxiaobujingdianyuju、lvxiaobuzoushangrenshengdianfengjingdiantaiciwanzhengpian，qidaidahuoerxiaie!younaxieqingrenjieshuoshuo?