笑死人不偿命的表白词集锦

 anliandejuziyounaxie?younaxieanliandeshiju?younaxiebiaobaici?xiabianshixiaosirenbudimingdeshoujiweixingaoxiaoyoumogerenqianmingjinji，dahuoernenggoukanyixia!

1、shouchadaizi，sheidoubuxihuan。

2、jinguannideshenshangpenlegulongshui，danwohaishinengyinyinyueyuexiudaoyigurenzhaweier。

3、shounashuiguodaokandianlanxian，yiluhuomiaodaidianshan。

4、hongdoubuzhangjiangnan，zhangwolianbule，zhensinian!

5、maidanglaoshishenme，bibushangwomenjiadekendeqi

6、tamendoushuowoshizhuangnen、wojiushiwanshandebuxianzhu

7、jieyaodiaosile、nihaiyiweijiezaiqiuqian

8、geyagenjiuzhangdebuhaokan，zhishidajiazheizhongchourenhongtuolewo。

9、zhenguoyibuqu，rangninjianxiaole

10、burenshishei，suoyousongzhixiangcunzuoyoujifei

11、ganqingzhongrudaxingshangchang，kanhaonaxiefuleqianjiudaihuiqu。

12、tarenxiaowotaifengdian，woxiaowobashiligang

13、worongxunizouruminishijie，danbunengniyizhizaiwodeshijielipaolaipaoqu。

14、mingsaoyiduo，anjiannanfang。

15、tianmeijiangdarenyuwo，rengrankuwosiwei，laowogujin。

16、woxiangxin，huichuxianyigenanrenshiweishouwodecuicanergandaozheishijieshangde。

 17、xiyoujiyuanzhugaozhidajia：danfanyouhoutaiguanlideyaojingdoubeijielikaile，danfanmeihoutaiguanlidedoubeiyidabangdasile。

18、nixiangshuoshenmebukaixindeyijianshi?shuochulairangdahuoergaoxingyixia。

19、woneimexihuanni，nixihuanwoyixiahuisia。younaxieanliandeshiju?anliandejuziyounaxie?

20、muqinwenshiwonanyouleme，wojiangmeiyou，muqinshuo：zheigekeyiyou，wojiang：zheiyizhenmeiyou……

21、lixianghuahenfengshijiquehenguganmei。

22、shijianpianshou，zhifengjiantaikuan。

 23、xiaonvhaimenmenglidouxiangzhaoyipilongtan，zhengkaiyanjingfajuemanquanqiuquanshihuibuliuqiudelv，tongbuyushenghou，zhiyouconglvqunzhongtiaogeshenqiangtizhuangde，neiyangdelvjiubeiqumingwei：jingjishiyongnan。

24、jianduanxingyumenzhengfabingqinei，moshengrenmiandarao，qinqipengyouwuzhao。

25、laomafayanyikaijiulejienishigexiemeile。

26、danshennannvbingbuhuitainan，nandeshiyingduizheixiexiangfangshefaxiangjinijieshudanshenderen。

27、shenmeshixingfu?xingfushinichiyu，wochihun，kanjiantarenchidagu。

28、yourenshuowoshibt，rangwoyaoquzuoct，jieguowoshiet。

29、wodeyoudianshi：wohenshuai;keshizijidequedianshi：woshuaidebuxianzhu。

30、wodangchuyeshigechixindezhongzi，jieguoxialechangyu……nisile。younaxiebiaobaici?