搞笑个性签名最新版 套路情话

 younaxieshangganjuzi?taoluqinghuayounaxie?younaxieliaomeiqinghua?xiabianshishoujiweixinqqgaoxiaoyoumogerenqianmingzuixinbanben，xianggaiquanxingaoxiaobangerenqianmingdepengyoumenbubicuoguolee!

1.“woxihuanniyongguyuzenmejiang”“xiangguwuyan”

2.“zenyangwanzhuandemiaoshutarenchou”“ciyanchayi”

3.“bieyitiandaowanlaomalaomada!”“youyumeiyourenweihu。”

4.“donghuatexiaoyongyingwenzenmeshuo?”“duang~”

5.“nixiangyaozuowodeaoliaome""shuoshihua""yibuxiaoxinpao…"

6.“fenshouba”“weihe”“xingbiebushihe”

7.“jiwoyigeyuanyinyaowohuiguotou”“tazainidebeihou”

8.zuishaokanjianmanjiaoshiheibandeyingwenzimuhainengfenbianshuxuewuliheyinle。

9.“yongyijuhuazhengshiniliangzhongjiandechabie”“tashiyigeyaokaoputonggaozhongderen”

10.wodanliansannianderenjinriyaohetanvyoutichufenshou，momingqimiaodekaixin。

11.“banliruhesanfachuzheibanjiaozongdeweier”“shuoshihua”“sheitmzaichilatiao”

12.“nizuolezuimeizheliangxindeshishisha?”“bangzheyuanxiaopianjiaoyuting。”taoluqinghuayounaxie?younaxieshangganjuzi?

13.bangwochongzuzhangdeshijianhechongzudejianjuwoyenengxuehaojueqing

14.zhishidaoneishihoushaonianqingkuangyoudianerzha。gaoxiaoyoumoqqqianmingjingdianyuju

15.“shijiezuikaikuodeshisha?”“kaoshifanchou。”

16.ningkezainanshengduilizuoxianvhanzhi，yebukenzainvrenduiliquwantounao。

17.wufaliuzhudewupinjiuyongjingbatawangyuanreng，zhibudingzhuangdaoshenmejiudanhuiqule。

18.danghepenyouquwan“qunali”bianchengshijieshangzuinandenanti。

19.henxiangyaozhidaodajiagaoxiaoshitangjidajiachisha，keyibarenweidelianmianneimehou。

20.leidiandeqingkuangxializaidashuxiaduishangtianshuowoyeyaochuanyuezhongsheng。

21.“woxiongpingwojiaoaowolaiguojiashengmianliao”“heng，rujinyuefaxiongbudachuandeyuedihaikanbuchu。”

22.renshengdaoluzuitongchudeshirensihounvpengyouchengqunjieduiai，zuiweitongchudeshirenhuozhena，nvpengyoumeiyoule。

shangbianshulideqidaidahuoerxiai!younaxieliaomeiqinghua?