买了花镇一个月服务，为什么说恋爱中的女生智商为零？

 tanlianaidebiyaoxingduiyunvhaieryan，nenggouxiangdangyugongzuozhenduinanrendezhongyao，mailehuazhenyigeyuefuwu，meiyouaiqingdenvrenjiudengtongyuyishiwuchengdenanrenyiban。ernanshikandaiganqingdexintaizexiangduixingyukeguanyixie，youyuzheileikandaiganqingdexintaidebuyiyang，dajiadouhuizaiganqingzhongjiandaobuyiyangdejieguo。

 yincidouhuiyouneiyangdejiaofa：lianaizhongdenvhaizhiliweiling。danzheileijiaofaqueshiyouxiaoma?xiangyaobazijiganqingtigaodaohexingmingyiyangdegaokuanbi，baganqingzuoweizishendeyiqie，dangtanlianaichedizhanyouzishendexinli，yixieluojisiweiheyuyankenengyuelaiyueyibuneimalizhi，queshihuilingrenganjuezhiliheqingshangzhishangyuelaiyuehendi。dangujinihaowuyiwenbuyuanyirangnanshishuolianaizhongdenizhilihendi，neizenyangcainengbimianzheileizhuangkuangni?

 feichangjiandan，yaoshibimiandizhilizhuyaobiaoxiandegerenxingweijiukeyi，zheipianjiangjuyixiejiaoweidianxingxingdeshili，nvhaimennenggoukanyixiazishenzhongdanlemei——

事例一：你务必时时刻刻惦记着我

 lianaidelianrenyizhinanfennanshe，henbunengzhengtiandouzaiyiqi。shijishangzhenduinvshieryan，yaoshichenzuiyutanlianaidangzhong，wulunshilianaishikehuanshizaiganqingdewendingxing，doushihuiyouneiyangdeniantou，yincichangchanghuijiandaoneiyangdechangjinghehuihua：

女：你想我吗?

nan：xianga，wojingchangxiangzhenide，yaoshiyikongxialai，wodouhuixiangqinidehao!

nv：buxingbuxing，nibunengzheiyi，nixuyaoshishikekedouhuixiangwo，bukeyimeiyoumeiyouxiangwodeqingkuangxia……

男：……

 dangyigenvshiaizhezheiyinanhaizishi，kenengyongzishendesiweimoshisisuolingyifangdegerenxingwei，lisuodangrandejuedezheiyinanhaiziyehuihezishenyiyangshense，yinci douhuijiangchuxuduo rangnanhaizitixiaojiefeideyuju。danquebuzhidao，shijishangnanshizaikandaiganqingshangshishifenkeguande。

事例二：喜欢在固执己见的难题上为难男孩子

 dangnvhaizhuiruqingwangyihou，yiyanghaihuijixuzaiguzhijijiandenantishangweinannanhaizi，mailehuazhenyigeyuefuwu，zaiqizhonghenyouqude2genantishi“nimamayuwolingwaidiaojinhezhonggaizenmeban，nixianjiushei?”“wohaokanhuanshiqianrennvyouhaokan?taxintengnihuanshiwoxintengni?”……

 baituo!zheilianggenantishimeiyoudaande，danweishenmenizonghenrezhongyuzheizhongnantini?benlaishilingrenzuoyouweinandenanti，ruhejiuyidingyaojiandaonanshidekunhuoni?bingqiejiusuanlejienantidezhenzhenghuida，gujiniyebuhuihenkaixin，youyuyixiehuatitaolunwulunshinayanghuidadoushihuirenuni。

 zheiqueshishiyixianglianaizhongshifenlingrenwunai，qiehuirangnvhailingzhilinaizhifuzhilizhuyaobiaoxiande，tangruonirujinyouneiyangdegerenxingweihuofazhanqushi，qiejiyidingyaobimian!

事例三：你在意盆友吗?

 qianbianyejiangguo，lianaizhongdenvhaizonghenbunengershisixiaoshidouhezishendeqinglvzaiyiqi，dankeguandenanhaizichukaitanlianaiyiwaihaihuijixuyoubiededezhutihuodong，lirujiaoji，zailiruhepengyoujucan。

 shijishanghepenyouzaiyiqixiangyouwujushuderichangshenghuo，yiqihehejiuchuishuodahua，tashiyijianhenyouxiandeshier，danzainvhailaikanqueshiyixiangyouhunriziyouhaowujiazhideshier，yinci yingduinanpengyoudezheileigerenxingweidouhuishuo：nandaoshuonizaiyipenyouma?

 danniyongyuanbuzhidaodeshi，ruguonijiangchuzheijuhuashi，nidezhilizaoyididadaodedixian。sheidoushiyouzishenrezhongyudeshier，nimeilejietadexihao，tanenglejienirezhongyudetaobaowangguangjiegouwudengshixiangma?xianghuzhijianqianjiuqianjiuba!

事例四：你爱不爱我?你到底有多爱我?

 youjuhuahenyouqu，shuodeshizheiyiquanshijienvrenzaiyiliangjianwupin，yijianshiyiweizhezhezhongzhenganqingdeluozuan，lingyijianshi“nidaodiaiwoma”。

 yincinvshidoushihuizhuiqiuwanmeiluozuan，genghuibuduandibiwenzishendenanpengyou“nidaodiaiwoma”，dangtingjianhaowuyiwendehuidahou，youhuiwen“nidaodiyouduoaiwo/nizenmezhengshiniaiwo”neiyangdehuati……

 weihedouhuiyouxierenshuolianaizhongdenvhaizhiliweilingni?zheiyihuatitaolunjiufeichangrongyikanchuqu，buainiweishenmehuigennizaiyiqi，buainiweishenmehuichongzheni，guanzhenidexiaopiqi?yibianyibiandewenneiyangdenanti，huirangnanshengzenmexiangni?tahaowuyiwenhuiganjueniyizhizaitichuzhiyitajinideaiyibuzunong，naizhihuijuedenijuedetabugouaini，niduitahenbumanyi!

事例五：你如果XX样，那么就散了吧!

 nvshizongdianjizhecaozongnanren，sisidibananshibawozhuzishendeshoushang，danyizhizhaobuzheshihedefangfa。yincichangchanghuiyong“niruguoxxyang，neimejiusanleba”，huoshizaihenanhaizichanshengmaodunshike，yehuiyongtichufenshousaizhunanhaizidezui。

 zheileigerenxingweihenyoukenengyishiyouyong，zaimaodunchanshengshiyaofahuonaizhinaopiqihainenggou，danjiangchutichufenshouzheilianggeci，queshihuichuyudaonanshidedaodedixian，yinci jinkenengbiezuozheileidizhiligerenxingwei!