逗女孩聊天套路，幽默撩妹套路大全

dounvshenggaoxingdeliaotiantaoluyoushenme？zhuiyigenvhai，jiarunengzaixianliaozhonggesanchawudechuozhongtadexiaoliao，rangtakaixingaoxing，neijinjinjinjinxianliaojiunengrangtazaochengxuduodehaogandu。xiamian，wojiujidahuoergongxiangyixiedounvhailiaotiantaolu，jiaodahuoerdounvhaizikaixindexiaohuazenyangyongfengqushenshendibawozhutadexin。

逗女孩聊天套路１、学好想到

xuehaoxiangdao，yijuhenjiandandeyujuhaikeyibianweifengqudejuzi，liruxuanyongjiaosebanyanyouxilaixiangdao，jianyieryanbianshihenvshengdayouxi，banvshengdaidaodaomouleiguanliangouzaozhong，zheileiguanlianshixusizaojiuchuqude，yunyongqianruchangjingdefangfagennvhailazhangguanlian，ziqingqingsongsongrandehenvshengkankanertan。

例如

nanwen：“dengzhewozhihoudangshangqiyelaozong，jiuguniqudangwodemishu，yongjiesongchenishangban”

nvda：“heihei，neimehaoya”

nanwen：“neishihoudashierxiaoqingdoujiaodaoniqingxi，woyerenhedongxidoubuguanle”

nvda：“jiaodaowo？neimenizhunbeiganshenmea”

nanwen：“wochengdanzuomeng，heihei”

或是

nanwen：“zhenjinririliwanji，shenweikunleini”

nvda：“neihuangdiqianxiexiuxiba”

nanwen：“haode，chongfeijiuguqietuixiaba，guoxieshirizaifannipinpai”

女答：“臣妾遵旨”

xuduodixiongpaoniushi，meizhihuifudoubutaihao，zheishiyouyunidezhanshimianmeiyougaohao，gaolengnanshenjiagoumeigoujianqilai，yincizaiyikaishideqingkuangxiajiumeixiyinzhudaomeizhi，dangranhuifujiubuhaole，wozhiqianyebumingbaizheizhong，zhihouzaihulianwangshangkandaole～《jianghanbilianshu》zheibumijicaidongdeneimeduo，zheibenshulijianglexuduoliaomeiganhuozhishi，yaowotarulebuyiyangderichangshenghuo，shenpangjinjinweiraozheyiduidejipinnvshen，yeyeshengxiaoquanshichuantongdianjiangle，dixiongmendougaikanyikan，jianghanbilianshu，zaiwangshangjiuhuiyoudianzishuji，chayixiajiunengxunzhaode。shijishangpaoniugaobiedanshenshifeichangjiandandeshier，ruguoninengbawolejingcui。

逗女生高兴的聊天套路２、选准笑料

meiyigerendoushiyouzishendexiaoliao，yaoxiangdounvshenggaoxing，jiuxuyaoxuanzhuntadexiaoliao，yinerzaixianliaoquanguochengzhongdajiajiuxuyaobawozhuguanjiandianshenrulejielingyifang，zhangwotaduishenmeshiqingyouxingqu，zhangwotaduishenmeshiqingqianxin、zijintouru，jiukeyizaixianliaozhizhongjiaochazheizhonghuatitaolun，nvshengjiaoweiyouxingqudehuatitaolunyoubagua、dapaimingxing、yingpian、hufupinzheixie。

liruyoushihoukeyiyongziwodiaokanlairangtakaixingaoxing，shanyuziwodiaokanderenshicongmingrenzhongdecongmingren，wulunlingyifangshizanyanghuoshidihuizishen，douyongyizhongpingjing、huodadadudexinlizhuangtailaijiejue，jinerqiadangdedounvshenggaoxing。

lirunenggouneiyanghenvhailiaotian：

或是

nvwen：“ninengweixiudiannaoma”

dounvhaizikaixindexiaohua:nanda：“weixiudiannaoneimejianyideshier～