怎么幽默和女孩聊天，如何幽默聊天？

ruhefengqugennvhaiziliaotian?liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？henvhailiaotianshi，nanhaizishidudizhanxianzishendefengqu，huigengyoufengcai。neima，henvhailiaotianyoumohuatiyoushenmeni?xiabian，yiqihewoquzhangwoyixiaba。ruheyoumoliaotian？

1、郑人买履式风趣

tashiyizhongfeichangjiandandefengqufangfa，lirudainvhaiqujinshi，ninengyibianshuo：zheigedewupinzhennanyixiayan!yibianshuozheyibianyoujialeyidakoufangrukouzhong。

nvshengshuo：neimeniweishenmehaichia?

ninengshuo：woqiandouhuale，buyaochiduoxiaohaoa!shuozhejiayikoucai，suihouzaicishuo：zhennanyixiayan!

 jilaozheijuhuafengqujibendinglv：queshibugaoxiaoyoumo，jiadecaigaoxiaoyoumo;xindishanliangdebufengqu，xieedecaifengqu;zhengerbajingdemeiyisi，buxiangyangdecaihaowaner;shijidebuyouyisi，xuwupiaomiaodecaiyouyisi、

2、自我调侃

ruheyoumoliaotian？tashijineng，youdutedeyingyongqingjing。

lirunilianshangqidou，younvhaigennishuo：woruguoyeqinizheimeduolianshangdoudou，wobuhuole。

liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？cikenihenyoukenengjiuhennanshou，keshinixuyaoyoulisuoyingdanggan，youkongzhinengli，bushouyingxiang。

yijulaomujitang：zheigelianshangdoudoubingbushizhangzailianbu，shizhangzaixinzhong。nizijitaiguozaihulianshangdoudouduizishendeweihai，yuanyuandichaoguolianshangdoudouzishenduinideweihai。

niyejiunenggougentashuo：wozishenneimeyoucaiqile，woruguohaiyouyizhangshuailian，neihairangbuxutarenhuole。yiqiexingfudouxuyaoliuyouyixiequehancaikeyilingrenyouyizhonghunqianmengyingdejuede，rutongneiyigeduanshoudeweinasiyiyang。

tangruonilaihetadouzhenghezhenglundeqingkuangxia，biaomingnishimingande，keshijiarunijienazishendequedianerqieziwodiaokan，tarenfandaoshihenbuxiaxinzaicijifengni，zheijiushiziwodiaokandeyongtu。

yincitashigejineng，dangtarenqujingongni，nicaiyong，biedeqingkuangxiabianshichaoxiaozheishijie，erbushichaoxiaozishen。

3、剧情反转式风趣

lirujinrinvyouxiangchihaichanpin。woyeshuo：chishahaichanpin，nijinqidourongyishanghuo，douzhangdoule，weichangyebutaihao，chineiwupinyidianyebushenxinjiankang。liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？

ciketayoudianerbugaoxing，keshiyemeishuochulai，jinjinzhuyaobiaoxiandeyouyixiefanmen。

guoquleyihuiwojiang：womenxialoutiyongcanba。suihouwoyebatasongdaochihaichanpindediqu，tajiuhenchayi，keshiyehenkaixin。cikenvshenghuixiang：zheigenanrenhenkekao。

zheijiushixianduozou、zaijiyudefangfa，shengchanzhizaoyizhongyiwaizhixi，zheizaiaimeiguanxihuanjieyeshikeyiyongde。

ruheyoumoliaotian？lirumeizhishinibangzhunonggecailiao，niyejiugezhonggeyangtuiwei，keshizuizhonglengbudingbangtabazheijianshiqingbanle。tayehuiganjue，nishigehenyongxinderen。