主动聊天幽默的开场白，聊天话题100句幽默有哪些？

nanhaizijijixianliaofengqudekaichangciyoushenmeren，jianxinyeshidajiayaoxianglejiede，shijishangzaizhuiqiuwanmeiyiduanqinggandeqingkuangxia，xuduodixiongdouganjuehenvhailiaotianshitanlianaiqianzuinengtishengdeyidaofangyule。liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？youyuhenduorenyizhibuqingchuhenvshengliaoxienaxiehao，youhuozhejiaozhangyiduanshijianbulianxide，jiubuqingchugairuhedazhaohu。ruheyoumoliaotian？

yeyoudebianshizhenduigangzaijiashangdenvhai，gengweihaipasuiyidequliao，danxinzishenyibuxiaoxinshuoshuocuo，jiuwushangguangrongdetangjinnvhaidexinyongheimingdanlile，henvhailiaotianbingbuhuitainan，dajiahuiganjuenanyi，neishiyouyudajiabuqingchuzhaonvshengliaotiandeqingkuangxiazenyangqukaiju，dajiadoulejiejinyouzheiyikaichangciyongdehao，jiubuhaipahuihenvshengfashenggangale，yinciyaoxianghenvhailiaotian，yidingyaoyoufengqudekaichangci，neiyangcaikeyizaixianliaozhonghenvhailiaochujuedelai。

一、积极闲聊风趣的开场词有什么

1、zhaoshushikaichangci：zhaoshushikaichangcishizuipubiande，yeshizuifeichangrongyixuehaodeyizhongkaichangci，xuduodixiongbianhuijiangle，neimepubian，neimejianyi，nvhaihaowuyiwenhuilejietashizhaotaxianliaodezhaoshua，yidanjiechuanle，neibushishifennankan?bushizheiyangde，shidajiaxiangbudui，nvhaicaiburongyiwuqudaoyitiandaowangenwomenyiyangdequxuezhaoshu，quliaomeizi，tamendemeirirenwushidengdaidajiaquliao，jiaruniyaoyaoshuoxiehuayanqiaoyu，zaizaijiashangzheiyizhaoshushidekaichangci，neimanvhaihaowuyiwenhuixiaiyunixianliaode。

2、kuazanshikaichangci：mingbaikuazannvhaishihenvhailiaotianzhongwubiyaobawodeyixiangbenshi，wulunshizaixianliaodequanguochengzhong，huoshizaiyikaishidahuadeqingkuangxia，dounengchongfenfahuidaofeichanghaodegongxiao，liruniyaoxiangnvshengheniliaochujuedelai，neimanijiuxuyaoxuehaokuazanshidekaichangci，jiufangfonigangxinglaijiutingbucuoxuduozanmeinidehua，nishifouhuiyouqidegaoxing?liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？yinciyongkuazandefangfalaihenvshengkaichangliaotianshijixiaoguoyeshiyiyangde，rangnvhaizaigaoxingdeyucitongshiduinidehaoganduyehuifanbeie。

二、和女生闲聊风趣开局

1、ruheyoumoliaotian？nizhangxianghengao，yingdanglaiyuwoliaoyiliao|：payangdehuajikualenvhai，yourangtaganjuezheigenanhaizihenyouyisi，youyujiangchutamendenanhaiziyinggaishiyigexiangmaohaisuanfeichanghaoderen，suoyishuo，neiyangernvshengyexumeiyoujianguoni，keshidajiazhongjiannenggouchanshengxuduodexiaogushi，youyutaqimaduinidediyiyinxiangshihenfeichanghaode。

2、ruguonishizaijieshangyushangleyigenihendongxindenvhai，niyaohetayaolianxidianhua，cikeninengzouyiwanghezheiyinvhaidahua，jiarutajileniyigemuguangshang，huoshishishuoyuniduiwang，cikeniyejiukeyishuo：hei，bieneibanwangzhewo，dangshenaishangwo。nvhaitingjiantamenhaowuyiwenhuipuchiyixiao，yishunjiannidexianliaofenweijiuhenqingqingsongsongle，tahuiganjuenihenyouyisi。liaotianhuati100juyoumoyounaxie？

jijixianliaofengqudekaichangciyoushenme，yeshixuduoxiaohuobanmenyaoxianglejiede，shijishang，zhenduizheixiefangmianeryan，youhenduodekaichangci，ninengyongzhaoshushidekaichangci，haikeyiyongkuazanshidekaichangci，hainenggouyongxiaobiaoqingshidekaichangci，zheijigefangmian，quanshinvshengxihuande，nvshengxihuantinghaotingdehua，xiaixinxiandeshiqing，ruguonikeyibawozhuzheihaoduogedian，jiunenggaogaoxingxingdehenvshengliaochujuedelai，jianjiandilejiedebukeyizailejiele。

ruheyoumoliaotian？jianxindajiaduibicizhijianyehuiyouhaogande，dajiaganjuelingyifangtingshihezishende，bianhuilaidaoyiqi，neiyangdejieguoyeshidajiayaoxiangjiandaode，jiranlaidaoyiqile，jiuxuyaohaohaodiqukandailingyifang，ganwanbukeyiyoutaiduodefenqi，fashengnantideqingkuangxia，haiyaolijiquchuli，fouze，dajiazaiqinggancengmianhuifashengxuduodenanti，youzhelejiuxuyaohaohaodiquzhangwo，buyaoshuofangkaishoujiufangkaishoude。