教大家几招，逗女生开心的笑话，就用这些小套路

 paoniudajiadoulejie，keshibingbushiyiqieyigerendoushiyouzheileibenshi，paoniushijishangshiyizhonggongzuonenglidefanying，tabixuxuduodeqiantitiaojian，zheizhongqiantitiaojiandaduoshuquanshigenzishendexinliyouguanxi，dounvshengkaixindexiaohuayounaxie？jiaruyigerenlianzheizhongdounvshenggaoxingdeqiantitiaojianyemeiyou，yejiumeiyoubixuzaixuexiezhaoshule，neimayoushenmeqiantitiaojian，youyoushenmezhaoshuni？dounvshengkaixindeyoumotaolushishenme？

前提条件：

一、要有信心才行

 dounvshenggaoxingzuixianyaodebianshizixinxin，youyuyigebuxiangxinziderendaonvshengyanqiankenenglianxiaogushidoujiangbuchangda，gengbuyaoshuorangnvshenggaoxingle，tarenbujinidanyoubianshihaodele，yincidahuoeryidingyaoliuyizishendexinli，jiaruniyizhizainvshengyanqianqueshitibuqilaizixinxinlai，neimejiuduochupengyixie，haikeyiqujieshangduozhaoyixienvshengxianliao，zheishijishangmeishenme，jiaoyouyouyouhebukeni？

二、无耻的心态才行

 dounvshengkaixindexiaohuayounaxie？jiarunitaizaiyizishendeyanmian，zongganjuezainvshengyanqianyaoduanzhe，bukeyitaipi。neiyangshijishangbushiduide，jiarunitaidaiban，huijinvshengfeichangdadegongzuoyali，xianliaodeneirongyedaduoshuquanshiyouqidaibandeneirong，suoyishuobubitaizaiyizishendeneiyigelianmian，lianmianguanjianhuoshimeizhigaoxingguanjianni？dounvshengkaixindeyoumotaolushishenme？

三、学好打扮，搞清楚自身穿什麼种类的衣服裤子更强看

 yigehuichuanzhedabandenansheng，heburongyichuanzhedabandenanshengzaiyiqijinvxingdejuedeshibuyiyangde。huichuanzhedabanmeizhihuiganjuenizheigerendoutingyoupinweide，yeyuanyiyunixianliao。

四、自身高兴妹纸才会高兴

 dounvshengkaixindeyoumotaolushishenme？yaoxiangrangmeizhigaoxing，zuixianjiuxuyaozishengaoxingcaixing，jiaruzishenbugaoxing，meizhizenyangnengkaixinni？yincibaiqiahaoxinlizhuangtai，bazijiganjuezhaoxiaodechaoxiao，huoshizhaoshunachulai，xianyaoganqizishen，caikeyiganqimeizhima！

 zhaoshu：dounvshengkaixindexiaohuayounaxie？zailiangrenyouhuideqingkuangxia，ninenghetabingliezuo，lideyuejinyuehao，shuozheiyizhaoshudeqiantitiaojianshiliangrenzaoyiyouhuizuishaojigezhongtoule，huoshiliangrenzaicheli，tazaiqianzuo，huoshishiliangrenzaigongyuandezhangyishangzuoxialailiaorensheng，zheigeshihouniyejiukeyiyongzheiyixiaotaolule。nijiangzishendeshouwuzhu，rangtakan，bingshuo，kuaikan，wodeshouliyibuxiaoxinhualeyidaodaikuankouzi，nvshengzheigeshihoubianhuiyouqidanyou，huoshiyouqixiangkanyikanchuangkou，niranhouzaiquyiju，nixuyaobuyehuayidaokouziba，nvshenghaowuyiwenhuiwen，weihezheileide，zheishihouniyejiusuihoujingenyiju：“neiyangdehuadajiabianshifuqiliangle！”