跟陌生的女神刚认识，怎么幽默聊天？

 xianshishenghuozhong，xuduodelianrenquanshiyoupenyoubianhuaerchengde，neimaxuduodenanhaierjuedexiangzhaonvpengyou，jiuxuyaozaipenyouzhongxuanze，shijishangbushizheiyangde，youyixieqingkuangxiazhuiqiuwanmeishengshunvshenghenyoukenenghuigengweidefeichangrongyi，zhenduiganglejiemeijiridenvsheng，yingdangruhequzhuiqiuwanmeini？yingdangruheranglingyifangxiaishangzishenni？heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？shijishangyaobawohaoyixiefangfa，zuixiannixuyaoxuehaozenyanggenlingyifangyouliangdegoutongjiaoliugoutongjiaoliu，neiyangcaikeyizaigoutongjiaoliuzhongzhangwobicizhijian，rangbicizhijiandejianjugengweidejin。xialiehaoduogehuatitaolunkeyikaiqibicidefangbianzhimen，rangdajiazhongjiandejianjugengjin，tuidongbicizhijiandeqinggan。zenmeyoumoliaotian？

1.童年的记忆

 heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？zairujinzheiyijiezoukuaiderichangshenghuolibian，dahuoerdegongzuoyalidoushifendeda，meirichaojiuwanwudegongzuozhong，neimazaineiyangdezhuangkuangxia，dahuoerdoushihuihenhuailianzishenershiwujuwushuderichangshenghuo，huailianneigeshihoudechunzhenhetaorenxihuan，neimazaihenvshengjiaowangdeqingkuangxia，nenggoutanyitanbicizhijianershichanshengguodezhuiyiheyouqudeshi，neiyangkeyikuaisuderanglingyifangzhangwobicizhijian，bingqiehaikeyiliaodaohenyouqu，suoyishuoershichanshengdegaoxiaoyoumoshier，chanshengdeqiushi，goujianyigeqingqingsongsongxianliaodeqifen，zhaoxunyitongdehuatitaolun，neiyangkeyihenvshengxunsudelajinjianju，zheishiyigeshifenfeichanghaodehuatitaolun，feichangrongyirumen，yefeichangrongyilingrenjiena。

2.家乡的风俗

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？meiyigerenzhenduizishendeguxiangdoushiyouyizhongdutedeqinghuai，chengzhangyihoudajiadouzaiwaimiangongzuozhong，feichangshaofanhuizishendeguxiang，yinciyouyizhongfuguguannianshishifenyiqiezhengchangde，neimazailiangrenzhongjiandejiaowangzhong，haikeyiliaoyiliaofenbiejiaxiangdefengsu，rangliangrenzhongjianyongyouqinjingan，zhongjiudajiadouhenxiangjiale。yaolejieliangrenzhongjianjiaowang，nvshengdetifangxinshifeichangzhongde，ertifangxinyebushiyitianjiukeyichaixialaide，yinciliaoyixiejiaoweijiediqidehuatitaolun，rangliangrentishengqinqiegan，gengkeyikaiqibicizhijiandeneixin，rangliangrenguanliangengweideqinmijiechu，neimazhenduixinxianhaowandeshiwu，nvshengquanshihenhaoqide，yincinixuyaoliaoyixiazishenjiaxiangdefengsu，xiyinzhunvshengdezhuanzhuli，xiamiandexianliaoyehuigengweideqingqingsongsong。heyixingliaotiande100gehuatiyounaxie？

3.将来的方案

 rujindenvhaidouhendandu，erqieguidingnanyouhaiyaoyouzishendegongzuohezhengtiguihua，nvshengdouxiaiyoujinquxindenanhaier，yincizaizhuiqiuwanmeiquanguochengzhong，yingdangchengxianzishenwanshandefengcai，nenggouliaoyixiezishenzhenduiweilaideguihua，zishenzhenduigongzuodezhengtiguihua，neiyangrangnvshengjiandaonishiyigehengaozhanyuanzhu，henyoulixiangdenanhaizi，caihuirangnvshengduinilingyanxiangkan，zhongjiuliangrenzaiyiqi，duijianglaidefanganshishifenguanjiande。ninanaxiequta，nanaxiejitaguishugan，zheijiushinichengxiandeyigehaojihui，dangnvshengjuedenishiyigekaopuderen，nvshengbianhuiyouguishugan，dandadichupengni。

 zenmeyoumoliaotian？bawohaolazhishangdejigefangmian，duinvshengdaozhiyouhuoli，zhuiqiuwanmeidaoshengshudenvshengyebushiyijiannanyideshier，zhongjiuliangrenzaiyiqianbingburenshi，neiyangcaikeyinenggougenghaodiquchupeng，rangbicizhijianyouyigeshushiquan，gengdangrandejiaowang，liuyimeiyigeguanjiandian，rangdajiazhongjiandeguanlianyibubudeqianxing。