花镇情感咨询曝光：要想跟巨蟹座做朋友怎么做

 yaoxianggenjuxiezuozuopengyou，zaishengjiguanlianyiqian，niyidingyaoxianmotoutamendexiaotexingheliegen，huazhenqingganzixunpuguanglejiejuxiezuodechangyong“zhaoshu”he“shengzhangxixing”，neiyangcaikeyifangzhizaiyuadcjiaowangdequanguochengzhongbaoleibeitaotai。

ADC们的常见问题

英文大写的颜狗+得理不饶人

“meiyanjizhengyi”kendingshijuxiezuodeshimingzhiyi!buyaoshuohua，dajiazhihezhangdehaokandezuopengyou。

danwojuxiezuoruguoduiniyouganjue，nijiushizuikude，sheiganshuonichouwoyekanshei(judao

benlaineimalan，pianyaohaixihuanwan

 tamenshiguifande“lanaiwanqibingjijiqiyizhi”renqun。cengjingdewojiandaoyijuhuaneimemiaoshuadc：“juxiezuojichumeiyoushenmetounao，keruguoyoudianertounaoshaoshaoyunyong，zheixierenkendingshinenggouhuimiediqiudedengji，aojiaoshuipingjuebuxunyushizizuo，keshitamentailanle。”

嗯ADC太懒了。

 buxianghenbunengyongjiaolaiqidong，yongtoukaiguanmen，yongqianyishilvyou。huazhenqingganzixunpuguangyinci wulunshichulaiyongcan/juhuihuodonghuanshiqitachuxingxinxiangmu，juxiezuodaduoshuqingkuangxiamengengquxiangyu“beiyaoyue”，yibanburongyijijiyueju。

 bingbushiaojiao，bianshilanbale。yinci yingduijuxiezuoduimoushiqingyouxingquaihao，qianwanbuyaodengtazhangkouyueju，nidengbudaode。biezaiyouyu，lijigentashuo“mingtianchichuanzoubudong!”，“shujiaribendabanfeibufei!”，juxiezuoshiyoubajiuquanshihuisazhehuangaohan“zouzouzou”de。

zongeryanzhi，nengyuejuxiezuochuqulangde，neidoubingbushiyibanren。

完全的“爱憎分明，非此即彼”

 juxiezuoruguoduiniyouganjuejiunengmeitiansaoraoni，nibulaizhaotajianghua，tajiujijibaogaozishendewuguanjinyao，haihuijixumanquanqiuzhaogaoxiaoduanzijinimen(suihouzishenheiheidabantian。

 conggenjuxiezuodeweixinliaotianjilujiunengkandechutaduizheigerendezhongaishuiping。duiaiderenquanshibiaoqingtumantianfeiwu，diannaodaziyichuanyouyichuan，gezhepingmunidounengnaoneichutameifeisewudemoyang。