通往被妹子拉黑的末路，怎样和女孩聊天？

haoburongyidedaojiejiedelianxifangshi，youbeilaheilenizhendexuebudaosizhongjiaokeshushidegangaliaotian。zenyanghenvhailiaotian？ruguoyoushenmexuyaogaibiande，neimejiumeiyoushenmezhidegulidele。qingkankannishishenmeyangderen。zhuinvhaifangfanaxiehao？zenmezhuinvhaizi？

强烈的世俗情绪

zenyanghenvhailiaotian？zaisigejianduandejuzizhong，keyikanchunanhaizaihenvhailiaotianshijihuhulvelenvhaideganshou，danshiyijingzhunbeihaojiang“lixinggongshi”qiangjiadaoliangrenzhijiandeduihuazhong。zhuinvhaifangfanaxiehao？zenmezhuinvhaizi？

tarenweizhishuoyixie“langman”dedanciheduanyujiunengyingdenvhaidexin。

raner，shishishang，tamenzaibiaodazijideshihoushiyonglebuqiadangdeciyu，xiangzijidejiaorengshitou，shenzhiqiangpozijibanyannanpengyoudejiaoselairangnvhainankan。

zhengquedefangfashi:shouxian，nibixuyouzizhizhiming，bingqieqingchudifenbianchuzaizheigejieduannihenijiejieshishenmeguanxi。rutusuoshi，zheigenanhaishenzhihaimeiyouheneigenvhaichengweipengyou，danshitajingchangsuiyiyidong!

 niyinggaicongyigepengyoukaishi，tanlunbuyuejiedehuati，baochilimaohezhending，rangtajuedehenizuopengyouhenshufu，ranhoujinxingxiayici“gongji”。

自我肯定很伤人。

hai，jiaxi...paoniudenanhaizongshibeijujue，dabufenbeipaoqi。

dangniyudaoyigebuhuifuxinxidenvhaishi，nishifouhuixianruheshangmianyiyangdezhuangtai，shiturangzijijinruyizhongziwotishengdezhuangtai，shituxiyinnvhaidezhuyilibingheniliaotian?

bu，buyaozheiyangzuo，ruguonixiangchengweiyigexiaochou，qingqumaxituan!

zhengquedefangfa:dangduifangbiaoxianchunulihuifudezhuangtaishi，zhengquedefangfashi“tongguofachujinggaolaichejun”

zenmezhuinvsheng?fenxiduifangbuhuifuyoujiandeyuanyin，zhidingxinjihua，guoyiduanshijianhouzailiao，zhuyibimianduifangbuxianghuifudehuati。zhuinvhaifangfanaxiehao？zenmezhuinvhaizi？

红包怪物

yujizijiyigejubenxiangbi，turanjiyigenvhaihongbaohuirangnigandao“beipo”。jihongbaodexingweihuirangnvhaiganga，qiantishitameiyouhuifuxinxi。

yinweiyidannishoudaohongbao，nanhaimenjiuhuikandaoshoudaodexiaoxi。ruguonicishibuhuida，nihuixiandebulimao。zenyanghenvhailiaotian？raner，ruguonihuifulezheigexiaoxi，nijianghuibiaoxianchuduijinqiandechongbaiheduilirundezhuiqiu。

zhengquedezuofashi:jihongbaobushibukenengde，danshiwomenyinggaidengdaoshuangfangdouzailiaotian，qifenfangsongle。

xiaciliaotianshi，nikeyifahongbao，shuonixihuanshangciliaotian，danyihandeshihuatimeiyoujixuxiaqu，wennishifouyourenhebugaiwendewenti。zheijileduifangyigetaijie，nvhaihuigengrongyijieshou。xijudebenzhishizuikepade。

“gunchuqu!”renherendoukeyizaixinlishuochuzheijuhuadezhenxiang，ranhoulahei。yuqishuoshizaishuo，burushuoshizaiqingtuziji，juedenvhaimeiyoujihuicharuhuati。zhiyouliangzhongxuanze:haodehuobuhaode。gaizuoshenme?bubuyao。zheitaimeixiwangle。wozhinengshuobuyaoneiyangshuohua，yidannituichu，jiuyiweizhejieshu。

suiranyishangsigenanhaipaoniushibaidefangfayousuobutong，danbenzhishangdouyouyixiegongtongdeyuanyin。

没有自知之明

meiyouzizhizhiming，yigerenjiuwufabawodangqiandexingshi。suhuashuo，zhiyoulejiezijidediren，cainengyingdemeiyichangzhandou。dandaduoshushihou，weilepaoniu，daduoshunanhaizhikaolvtamenyinggaizuoshenmehuoxiangyaoshenme，tamenbuqingchunvhaidepianhao、guandiandeng。zaicaiquxingdongzhiqian。zheiyangdejieguowangwangmeiyouhaojieguo。

xingbiebunengdingyiyigerendexingge。bushimeigenvhaidouxihuankouhonghefendi，yebushimeigenvhaidouduizuqiubuganxingqu。

yinci，ruguonibunengshouxianlijieduifangdepianhao，neimedangnisuixinsuoyudizuonidelixinggongshishi，fengxianjiutaigaole。

bunaifandexinbunengchiredoufu

zaiyulianggerenxiangchudeguochengzhong，jishitamenxiangchurongqia，yehuiyudaohenduowentishenzhichongtu。zaijinjiqingkuangxia，nanhaiyinggaikongzhizijideqingxu，zheishizouxiangchengshudeweiyitujing。zenyanghenvhailiaotian？weilebimianqingxukongzhitamendexingweihezuorangtamenhouhuideshiqing，shuorangtamenhouhuidehua。naixindengdaixiayicijihuishiyinggaichiyoudetaidu，fouzeyiqiansuoyoudenulidoukenengbaifei。