肉麻的情话 来自星星的你都敏俊经典语录

 younaxieganrendejuzi?roumadeqinghuayounaxie?langmanqinghuayounaxie?《laizixingxingdeni》zhongdoujiaoshoumizhuleqianwanmeishaonvmeishaofu，shulileyixielaiyuanyuxingxingdenidouminjunjingdianyuju，doujiaoshoudefensimenqianwanbiecuoguolee!

1、woxiangwonenglejiewenyijianjiaoshiweishenmeyaozangzhemokakafeizhongzile。

2、woguidinghunle，wodengnilenishiwunian，dengdeshijiangoujiuleba。

 3、qiansongyixiaomei，wojiangguo，huibaowubianwenjiangeshixie，pianfubukeyishao，bukeyikaobei，keshizheizhong，nitongtongzuole。yincizheiyifenhuibaoshi0fen，youzhiyima?

 4、yidazaoxinku，yaoqidanchequma?--pingchangmeiyoutongzhideqingkuangxia，douxiaiqidanchequ，haixiaishuaihulaquan。zhendeshi，shijixiaoguochaobang。

5、mokakafeidereliangdanshihenkepade，wokebuyuanyibianhezheiyizaijiayongpaobujishangxiaohaolianggezhongtou。

 6、xiaidenvxingstyle,meiyou。taoyandenvrenstyleyou，hedelanzuirunidenvxing。hushitaren，ziyiweishihenhongderen，juyouzheiquanbutediandenvxing，wodaoshilejieyige

7、ayowei，jianzhide，haohaodidaizhebubihuaxiaqu。

 8、kaiguanmena，zhimakaimen。kaiguanmena，zhimakaimen。ayoweiqueshikaiguo。--zirankaiguo，jiushiwokaide。--a，beichaoxianmazanghuajing!--wobingbushisuiyimazanghuaderen。--mazanghuajing，weishawomenjia?--bingbushijiali，zheishiwojia。

9、neimaxiangsideren，queshicunyouma?

10、woyuandandujunxunguodeqingxujiuzhiyanbuhuiyiju，qinjiejiezheileishejifenggeya，bukeyigenfensigoutongjiaoliu。

11、wudingyiwurendedanaoquzhouzhen，shizaishuowoderendedanaoshifoudaguoquzhouzhengusuanlianzhouzheyemeiyou。

12、liquyiqian，wojuedezaiyicikandao……

13、zheikejianzhiyumeiyinqidemingana，zhenshikuaifengle。

14、woyefanzheimedadecuoma?quanbudiqiushangnidouzhidaoma?neimayoudaxuewenma?

 15、qiansongyi，jidaleqishierfenjingshenshizhilai。wulunninibulejiezheishijie，zheishijiedouburongyirangzheni。jishiniyongwuzhijindizhuiluodigu，jishinijuedezishenyishenqingbai，queshibeihanyuanersidebiequ，yemeiyourenhuizaihunidesixu。nirujinjiulizailexuanyaqiaobizuipangbian，yigeyibuxiaoxinbianhuizhuiluowudishenyuanxiaotuideyanxiaoyunsan。roumadeqinghuayounaxie?younaxieganrendejuzi?

 16、dujiguishuyurenmenqingganzhizhongzuishaodengde，yudunhaiziqideqinggan。youyutashilingyifangdeqingyiyoukenenghuichaozhebierendekongerzaochengdeqinggan，yunaonuleisitexingdezheileiqinggan，huicongyouerjieduangangkaishimengyaqi，jiandaomuqinhuaizheqitaxiaohaikaixindeyangzi，bianhuinaopiqi，tuchulaichiledeshicai，shunxishouzhitoudegerenxingweibianshishilile，dajiayibanchengzuoshuaitui，jishizhangda，zizunxinganruoderenmishangtaren，bianhuilijingzheileishuaituiquanguocheng，palingyifangbeibierenqiangzou，zuochuyudundegerenxingweiyuyanyu，weicibiaoshudujideqinggan。ziran，dujibujinzhuyaobiaoxianzaizheiliyifangmian，haiyounimeihuodede，nichuixiandewupinyehuijinizaochengzheileiqinggan，nijiandaotarenguodebininhaoba，qinshenjinglinimeiqinshenjinglide，nidujishiba?hehehe…dujishizuididengzuihaiziqideqinggan，jinyouqueshaozixinbingqiezibeiderencaihuichuxian，yinciwoconglaimeiyouneileijuede。

 17、“wozheiyicizhuirudigu，youhenduoqingkuangxiaqingxudouhenbujinrenyi，keshiyeyouyigeyichu，bianshizhengquerenshilehenduoren：zhenshilizaiwozheibianderenyuzhuangzuogenwoyihuoderen。worenweirenzheiyibeizi，youshihouhuipengdaojianxinjiannankunku，shizaowuzhurangwomenjiyulaibianbieqingxisheizhensheijia。”--qiansongyi

 18、yiqianyouyishunjian，xiwangshijianshizhongzhongzhi。zhiyibian，buguanzenyangdoubuyuantingjiandeyijuhua。----《laizixingxingdeni》

 19、laiyuanyuxingxingdeni’youduanjingdiantaici：nvshengduizhiaidenanjiumingenrenshuo‘shangyici，chuxuelailindeneiyitian，woduininshuodehua(wojuedekuaidianerzhangdale，xiangrangninjiandaowobianweimiaotiaoshunvdemoyang)，ninnihaijidema，zaiyushangninyiqian，woduijianglaideshenghuobubaoyiqieqidai，xintoujinyoumaiyuanhexinrusihui，

 20、wulunninibulejiezheishijie，zheishijiedouburongyirangzheni，jishiniyongwuzhijindizhuiluodigu，jishinijuedezishenyishenqingbai，queshibeihanyuanersidebiequ，yemeirendongnidesixu。--《laizixingxingdeni》

 21、jiaoshou："zheishijieburongyirangzheni，jishiniwuzhijindizhuiluodigu，jishiniyishenqingbaiquebeihanyuanersidebiequ，yemeiyourenhuizaihunidesixu。nirujinjiulizaixuanyaqiaobipangbian，yibuxiaoxinbianhuizhuiluowudishenyuanxiaotuideyanxiaoyunsan。yinci…"songyi："yincixianzaiwobingbushirangdouyirenjingjirennipeizaiwoshenbianma。"jiaoshou："weihexiangxinziji，wo，bukeyishizhongpeizheni。

 22、jiarubixuxiangfengjiuzhonghuipengdao，jiaruyubushangjiubiaomingniwozhijianmeibiyaoxiangfeng。buguanshibushiganyuan，gaichanshengdeshieryizhihuichanshengde，renleibazheileishierchengweiyunshi。---douminjun(laiyuanyuxingxingdenijingdiantaici)

 23、zhiqian，youzhiciqixiaotuzi，neizhixiaotuzixiaidaolexiaoguniang，rengzaitashenpangkanjiantaqushi。neizhixiaotuzilishizaiyebunengfanmishangrendebuzhengque。keshinihuiyingwo，meiyouaiqing，xiaogushiruheyixingfukuailemowei

 shangbianjidahuoershulidelaiyuanyuxingxingdenidouminjunjingdianyuju，xiaidoujiaoshoudemeishaonvmeishaofumen，nazoubuxie!langmanqinghuayounaxie?