恋爱理论，在正确的时间，向对的人下手

 lianaimoheqiyoushenmeni？shuoqilai，woyijingyoujiaozhangyiduanshijianxiebuzhuanrangzishenlingrenmanyideaiqingxiaogushile。zidawoyuliyafenshouhou，wobanzhiyewaidegongyu。chuangqiandetianyekuankuo，bangwan，cangqionghuiturantantachulai，xiyangwaishenyitiaochihongdezuiba，juanlikailexitianlizuizhongdeyidianmingliang。neimelianaineidianshiyounaxieni?xiamianjiugensuixiaobianyiqilaikankanlianaimoheqidewenzhangba。

 liyachangchanghuichuxianzaiwodemengli，nishifouhaijideyinianqian，wozhengzaiweiwodedierbenzhiyuxidongmanganqingxiaoshuotxtzuihoudechongci，zhengtianzaijialichongzhediannaoshanggubuzifeng。linjinshengdanjie，womaileyidashubaisemeiguipaoxiangliyadeqiye，qidainengshengchanzhizaoyigelanmandeyiwaijingxi。

 xiabanle，liyayaoyuanbaituodasha，jiaobuqingrou，tameijiandaowo，zhijiemaixiangleyiliangshenhuisedenisanglanniaoche。bukezhifou，niaochelizhengzuozheyigeniaoren，tashenchunaoqiao，xiangliyatuisongchuyigejiaohudexiaorong，canhuangdeyayishanerchu，haosiyijiekaoyumi。

wojianjiandimochushoujishang，dajiliya。

“liya，nizainaer?”

“我……”

“neigerendaodishishei?”

 “damangren，womenlianghuangla，lianaimoheqiyoushenmeni？zhuanxinzhizhigennixiaoshuojilidenvhaidaqingmaqiaoquba!ai——qishiwojihuaguoqulewanshengyezaiduinishuode。”

“nijianzhigerexinren!”

“woliangcailejiemeijiri。”

“shibushi?zhongxinzhufuyijianzhongqing，jifeigoutiao!”

“zhunimentemebuxingfukuaile!”

 liyazongsuanzaidianhuaneiduanshifangshangrendehua，wozaiducongmengzhongjingxing——xingkuibujiuxingdeliji，wocaxiaquqianeshangwaishendehanye，dakaijisuanji。wodezebianzaiyimeierlishuo：“hi，chouxiaozi!haichasanpianaiqingxiaogushi，zhengdezaishengdanjieqianyaojiegaoriqi，nixuyaoganjine!”

 tianhaiweiliang，dongjideguxingzailansirongyiyangdemuselishanyaozheweimang，xiangyishuangshuangchongmanxiwangdeshuangyan。woxiayishidiweizijichongyidabeikafei，zaidiannaoqianmianzuolechulai。chongzhemicrosoftwordcanbaideyemian，shenxianpinfaerwunaidesisuo——“youguanlanman”——woyijinghenjiumeishiguoaiqingdeziweile。

 buzhidaoheshi，menkouchuanchuyishengsheng“miao——miao——”demingjiaosheng，wokaiqifangjianmen，yizhishenzongsemaoduodeyuanyanfeimaotuozheyitiaodasaobayiyangzhangweiba，dengzheningmengsedonggandeyanqiu，zhenghanqingmaimaidiyuwosimuxiangdui。

“qinaidede，niyidingshiduziele!”

 wojiangfeimaobaozaihuaizhong，qingqingdifuzheta，dakaidianbingxiang，yongbaimifanhebaoxincaiweitaganleyidafencaipaofan，xiaobaobeiguozhenshiejilele，shifenqingkuaidibacaipantianlegesijiaochaotian。

 diertianxialoutiqubaonangdeqingkuangxia，wokandaodiantijiandamenkoutiejinyizhang“xunmaoqishi”，shangbianyongxiuqidegangbizixiezhe：“zijixi302jumin，zuowandiushiyizhimaoduoshenzongsemianyinmao，qingshidaozhekuaisulianxi，biyouzhongxie!”

wohuaizhefeimaoqiaoxianglesanloudefangjianmen。

“waou!taiganxieninla!”kaiguanmendenvlinjulianbushanchuyichangdejidong。

 tayizhekuanchangerjieshideshuipao，zhangtoufachuijian，pifuyansenenbai，zhengjiedeliandanerhaoxiangshiyongguojimengxiangjihuoshimouleigaojidepsshoujiruanjianyiyangbailitouhong。congguanyiyangfenjingxia，jingbujunbaqiangyouli，zaiwangxiakan——sorry——wohaoxiangbuyinggaidiyicijiudingzhubierennvhaikanneimeyoumideweizhi。jiusuantayehendandadizhengdingzhuyiyangyizhekuanchangerjieshideshuipaodewozaikan。dajiaxiangyiduihezuopeidadeshebei，kuaijiejianqidonghou，yichengxuliuchengshezhi，mashangdakailesimuxiangdui、zuoyousaomiaoyidefuweifangshi。

 “budebuchengren，tajiushiwochaosimuxiangdeneiyikuan!”wohaizaixinligaochuyigedaxiangzhi，bingshundaijiangdilenaozilixianghupeihenanhaihenvhaizhurengongdengchangdeyinlebeijing，guzuozhendingdishuo：“shili，nifangfobujiubankuailai?”

 “naer，zaoyihaozhangshijianle，wohaijidequnianshengdanhaizaidiantilijiandaoninpengzheyidashubaisemeiguini!zhengquele，wodemingzijiaowenqian。”tadexiangshengfeichanghao，shifangzhezhixingyouyaermeilidongrendeqichang，yizhiyuwozuozhetamenjiadeshafashangshi，haoxiangyeyouyidianchenzuidejuede。

“ganxienibangwozhaodaowodeaonier，taigaoxingla!”

“e!worenweitakenengshiejilele，yinci caipaochujiamenkouquxunshide!”

“shijishang，aonieryouyidianxuetanggao，wohaizaicaozongtadeyinshidapei。”

 wenqiandedaketingli，duimanleyipenpenlvzhi。lvsezhiwuyepiandeyangzihendute，haoxiangshiniaoershenzhandeqianzhua，jinguanshidongtian，quelvyingyingqingshuangqiaoli。

“ng，wohaizaiyijiayaowuyanjiushigongzuozhong，zheizhongshiheitigencao，shidajiashiyanshikeyipeiyangdeyaozhi。”

woduilvsezhiwudehuatitaolunbingbuganxingqu，suiyiyingleyisheng：“e，naxieyaopin?”

 “yizhongnenggoutilianchufeiluomengdeyaopin。heitigencaolidaiyouhenduodelilujian、jiefenanjihuanbaan，yaoshitichunletamendexueye，jiukeyichunhuachunengyizhifenshouhouyiyuzhengdefeiluomengla!”

“feiluomeng，bianshinenggoulingrenjuedehuanle、wennuanhexingfukuaile，aidehaishishanmeng、yusiyuxiandeneileishenmiwuzhima?”

 wenqianchaowofeiguolaiyigecanlandexiaorong，shundaibashoushangdexianmokafeinajilewo：“xianjieduanhuanshishiyanqi，danshiqueshishineiyang!”

 zheishihoushuzhuoshangyigeyinguangshanshandezhushezhenzaochenglewodeliuyi。neizhenguanlianzhezhentonglidequantoumingyeti，daoyingzaibangwandeyuhui，shifangzheyizhongyinyoudeyanguang。yigeqitedexiangfayishunjiandazhonglewodenaoqiao，woduiwenqianshuo：“hai，chufangliyoutangma?”

 neiyitianzaiwenqianjia，wozuoleyijianjiechuerbufengcaideshier。zaitaniushenjincantingchufangqubaishatangdeqingkuangxia，wokuaisuzhanqi，lunqishuzhuoshangfangmantiquyedezhushezhen，lijizhazailezishenzuogebodejingmaixueguanshang，youganzaitahuijiayiqian，kuaisuhaiyuanledangchang。zaishafashangjiqiheshidisongshangyigeyiyangzhenxinshiyiercanlandexiaorong。

 nilejiede，weilegenghaodishizhejiuweiledeaiqingdeziwei，weilegenghaodijiechudexiaoshuochuangzuo，yiqietanxianquanshifeichangzhidede。chuziyushouyiheliangzhi，wozengjiwenqianerfenwodexiaoshuotxt，suihou，ganzaiyaopinfabingqian，zuohuilexiaoshufang。

 neiyiyedezhuanxiehenshunchang，wojuedeshiwuqianlidewennuan。xiaogushirutongzaiwonaoqiaolicunchuzhedeyitongshiyongyou，shifangzherouheerfangxiangdeguanghui，congrendedanaomanmanliurushouzhijian，zaimicrosoftworddebaiyemianshangsuiyiliudang，bansuizheganqingdewenshi，jinqingdiyouzhachuyigejiaohuangneinendeganqinghebaodan。

wodezebiandouduiwodexiaomimijuedejingya，tazaiyimeierlishuo：“hei!chouxiaozi，nideqingkuanghaoxiangyouhuijiale!”

kesheizhidao，woyijinghaojiumeichangdaozheileifangzhenmoniaiqingdeziweile。

“wotaolunyixiaaonier，youdianerxiangtale!”

ertianhou，zuozhewenqianshafashangdewo，liangshounuanzheyibeikabuqinuo。

“nidegushixiedetingquweide。”

“shibushi!ganxienizaixinzhongshourongletamen。”

 wozhanqijiazhuangmanbuzaihudemoyangzaiwenqiandedaketingliwangfanxingzou，zhaoxunzheneimeishanzheyanguangdefeiluomengzhushezhen——zaiaoniershenbiandezhuoyishang，woyiwaijingxidifajueleta。

 “woyizhijuedeniyubiededegebilinjubutaiyiyang。”wenqiangaotankuolun，“meiyicizaidiantilijiandaoni，nidouyouyizhongbuzhangyangdeyansurenzhen，fangfochangchangshenxiandichendesisuo，zuibianguazhelingrenwufachuaimodexiaorong，muguangshensuierrouhe。”

wenqianxiongkouyizhenbodong，xianzhudunledun，shuo，“henlingrenjingpeidejuede!”

 “kesheizhidaomeiyouxiezuoshejilinggandeqingkuangxiahuiduomedelingrenshangnao，duanshi、renniao、guanxianmokafei，xiyan、shijiu、luguandoumeishenmegongxiao!”yigetongchudexiangsheng，zaiwoxinlilizhengtuozhe，jiaoyinzhe。

“e，zheiyitigencaoshenmeshihoukaihua?”woyangzhuangqiguaidixunwendao。

“yingdangjiuzaijinjitianla，zhengquele，rangnichangyichangwoxinkaodequqibingganba。”

 wenqianshuobazhejincantingchufang，woxiangchongguolaibawozhuyigendaocaoyiyang，lunqiaoniershenpangdezhenguan，yigunaojiangbanguanyetituidonglewodegebo。

“hei，nidejiyibangjila!”baituowenqiandejiamenkoushi，wozhongxindiduitabiaominglexiexie。

 lianaineidianshi,wenqianchaowocanranyixiao，liangjiashangwailuqianquedechihong，shangyanpitaohuabanyiyangshanshuozhe。tayanshangmenfuwu，youqingkuaidikaiqi，wuzilirouhedeguang，xiangjidaerlaogudexiangyongyiyang，huangranjirulehunandediantijian。

“xubuxuyaorangnidaiyixiequqibingganchi?”

“xiangbieryan，wogengxihuanchiquqibinggandeqingkuangxia，nengkandaotadenvzhu!”

“一言为定!”

lianaililun,“hei，daiwenaonierwananhaomeng!”