追女生的搞笑段子，各种撩人的追女孩技巧

 zenmezhuimeizi? zaixianrujinzheiyinanduonvshaodeshiqi，ruguonixiangyaozhuiganbenshenxiaidenvhai，bingqiehuodenvhaideyouhaodu，zheiyiqiedoudeyijujiaoliuyugoutonggenjiaoliuyugoutonglaijiajuduihuxiangdebawo，neimeruheliaotianni?youdeneishijiuhuiwubiyixiejiliangle，neimezhuinvshengdetaoluxianliaogaoxiaodeduanzidoujutiyounaxie?

zhuinvhaijiqiaoyounaxie?ruheliaotiancaihuirangnvhaijuedenishi1gehencongmingderen，congerxiyinduifang。

 zenmezhuimeizi?yerangnvhaixiaijijizhudongdeyuenixianliao，jiezhemanmandideshenshenaishangni，shuji，gennvhaixianliaoshi，buyaozaitaisibanle，wubiyaogaoqingchulinghuoyunyongzheizhongfangshi ，rangduifangganjuenibingfeinaleitaisibanderen，neibankeyizhuiganbenshenxiaidenvhai。

一、追女生的套路闲聊套路段子

 1、biruzaigennvhaixianliaodeneishi，1getaolunhuatiwuxuzishizhizhongqutantao，nvhaishuoliangsanju，yinweiwofeihualianpian，nibunengjutibiaoxianchuxianliaodereqinggaoguonvhai，neimawobujiushipugonglemeiyou?nikeyishizhebujingyidepaochuqu1getaolunhuati，rangnvhaiquduofangmianjiezheyibuyibuquliao，biru，nvhaixiaidedianying，meishitese，baguazheileitaolunhuatikeyi，nikeyigenjutadegerenxingquaihaoerkaizhanwanmeizhuyizhe，neibanjiuhuirongyihenduo。zhuinvhaijiqiaoyounaxie?

 2、babenshendebuzugaozhinvhai，worenweizheiquanshizheileiweizijibianbodefangshi ，zheizhonghuawubizailianggerenjingxiaxinlaideneishigaozhiduifang，zheihuanjuhuashuochangshuodebeianle，wuxudengzhenichuxiannandianlecaiquzhuihuimoji，wanmeideaiqingneijianshifenxingfudeshier，yixinyiyidesichanlandaduibenshenshimeiyouhaochude，niyebuyidedaoduifangdexin，haiburuhuangejiaodu，jieguohuigengqiang，jiarubanibenshendeyixiebuzuyuwojiangqingdeneishi，ruojiruoli，cikezhudongquanjiuzhangwozaibenshenshoulile。

二、各式各样撩人的套路会话

1、xiaxuelenizenyangbudaiyongyi----yinweiwoyaogenniyiqibaitouxielao。

2、zuowanzuomengxule1geyuan，yixiangbudaojintianjuranweichile----shenmeyuanni----hezuiaiderenyiqixianliao。

3、wodiandewujianzenyangdouhaimeidao----shenme----weilaidewoa。

4、yiqianzhenbudongshi，suibianjiuainini----xianrujinchengshule?----keshijinglishensishulvhouhaishixihuanni。

5、nikeyijiehunnianlingni----buqingxi，butaizaiyileguoni---neidengnishenmeshihouxianghaolegenwoshuo，woquni。

6、nizhangwotongwangkaixinkuailedemenshishenmemenma----buqingxia，shishenmemen----shidajiaa。