哄女孩子开心的笑话，个个奇趣横生！

 zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？nvshengshiyaoyongyuhongde，youqidangtamenbugaoxingdeqingkuangxia，gengxiangyaoniyongtianmeideyuyanbiaodalaijiejuetamendeyiyu。jinjinhongnvhaizikaixindexiaohuagaizenmejiang？

哄女孩子开心的笑话

yi、kaixuediyitianwoyebatongxuedaguoyidun，laoshishuoyaowodemingzijiaofumu。wojiang：meishier，zijiyigerenjiunengdashengta！

er、nan：jiajiwohaoma！nv：nijuedewomenjiehunlehuixingfukuailema？｀nan：ziranla。nv：nizenmezhidao？nan：nineimeyemen，jishiganqingbuhao，youqingyekeyitianzhangdijiu。

san、yishiwenhuanzheshizenmeguliede。huanzheshuo，worenweixieneiyousuishizi，jiufuzhediangandouxie。youyigelijingneibian，renweiwochudianshigule，bianlunqigunzijilewoliangmugun！

si、yizuiguibuxiaoxincongsanloudiaoxia，zhaolaiguolurenkanrenao，yijingyuanhuilai：fashengleshenme？zuigui：buqingchu，woshigangdao。

wu、jia：tongxue，pengyouyichang，nirujinnianshourushiduoshao？yi：sanbaiwan。jia：neiyigeyueyouersanshiwane？yi：shide，tashibiaozhungongzi。jia：feichanghaoma，ganshenmede？yi：zuomengde。

liu、zouzailushangyudaobabazaigoumaicaipiao，bianxunwenta：“ba，niruguozhonglejujiangzhunbeizenmehua”jieguowobabachoulewoyiyan：“niguanneimeduoganshenme，youlenishashi。”

qi、“dajiazhuguanshuo：maibaoxianderenjiuxuyaoyouwuchidejingshenshizhi”“zheijiushinijinnvcesuotuixiaochanpinshangyebaoxiandeyuangu！”jingyuanwen。

ba、yitian，jiazhongdianhuatongle，youyuzaibabamamamenkoujiuweijie，keshifumulaobujie，woyezhinengchuanshangyifuxinglaiqujietingdianhua，zhitingwobabazaidianhuaneitoushuo：badianshiyaokongqibangwosongjinlai……

jiu、jiaoshi：xiaoliangqingnijiang“jiarumeiyidishuidounengyiweizheyigezhuyuan，neimewosongniyipianshenhai”zuoyigefangjuxunlian！xiaoliang：jiarumeiyiduohuadouyiweizheyigezhuyuan，neiwonengsongniyigehuaquan！yishunjianbanlizhenjing！！！jiaoshi：gungungun，likegun！！

shi、jintianyoumouyierhuoyuemeizichulai，neiyanggaobai：“nvhai，wokannimeimuqingxiu，yishenhaoranzhiqi，nengfoujiahexiquzangruwomenjiafenmu，zuozhenmuquxiedeyongchu？”wokenengzheierhuozheiyishengkenengshizhaobuzhenvyoule。

shiyi、nan：daimengmeizi，dangchuweihehuijuewo？nv：youyumeiyicijiandaoniyejiuxintiaojiasu，lianfahong，yuanyiweihenizaiyiqihuidebingwangdiao。

shier、shiwogetongxuemenshijiduxintu，bingqiejuedeyoudianerhunfeiposanle。yuanxiaozaochenyaozuocao，taganjuejiaoshiyewubizaoshangzuoyundong，buranbuheli。yincilijipaoquzhaoxiaolingdaoshangtan。xiaolingdaolengleyixiashuo：“nishinalilaide”wotongxuemenrencidishuo：“woshishangdipailaijiejiunide。”xiaolingdao：……

shisan、gongsibangongshixiaozhaoduixiaozhaoshuo：“duinishuoyigexixunheyigeehao，xiantingnayige？”xiaozhao：“ehaoba。”xiaozhao：“woyaoshuodexixunshijiade。”

shisi、haizi：fuqin，bangwojinijiangyigegushi．fuqin：xingba．guoqu，youzhixiaoqingwa．haizi：bu，woyaotinglishidiangu．fuqin：haoba．zaisongdaideqingkuangxia，youyizhiqingwa

shiwu、zuzhangwen：dajiapaili，naweijiaodadeguan？xinbingruwuda：shipaizhang。zuzhangyouwen：zailaoshixiabiandedaodishishei？xinbingruwuda：shilaoshiqidema。

 shiliu、yigexiaohuabuhaodehuanzhexiangyishimaiyuan：wojinqihenyichang，chishalanaxie，chihuanggualasigua，chixigualatiangua，zenmecainenghuifuguolaini？yishijianmoyihuier，neimenizhiyouchitule。

shiqi、chengfeiji，yiweikongjiewenyigexiaonvhaishuo：“weihefeijifeineimeduodouburongyizhuangdaoxingchenni“xiaogunianghuiyingdao：“womingbai，youyuxingchenhuishana！”

shiba、zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？xiaohuobanmenyiqiqupashan，daofengding，yinvhaiyingduixiumeijianghegaohu：zuguoa！wodelaoshi！yidanliantadenanhaizigankuaigensuigaohan：zuguoa！wodezhangmuniang！