哄女孩子开心的笑话，哄女孩子开心的短信

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哄女孩子开心的笑话

 １、honghuodemeiguihua，fengshangzhenxinyipian；mirendehongputaojiu，goudiaotianmeiwujin；wennuandesuiyue，huibilanmanyidi；chixindeyanmou，xumanzhenzhengdeaiqingmanmande。qinaidede，ainiyongbubian！

 ２、zhenxin，zaichanchanliudong，lanmanwujin；zhenzhengdeaiqing，zaimianmianbujuejiehe，xingfukuailewujin；zhenxinshiyi，zaixinxinxiangying，tianmeiwujin；aiyu，zaiqiaoqiaodeqingtu，chanmianfeicewujin：qinaidede，woxihuanni！

３、zaiganqingdejiangheli，yinruyisitianmei，rangxingfukuaileliudong，zaiganqingderetuzhong，zhankaiyifenlanman，jianggaoxingzhanfang，qinaidede，woxihuanni，yuanyunigongyuaidejianghe，jiangaiqingkaizhanjiujing！

４、nidexiaorongguanglianglewodexindi，niderongyancuicanlewodeshijieshouyou，nidetianzhenwennuanledejianglai，nidexindishanliangchudonglerenshengzhilu。qinaidede，zhixiangyaolazhenideshou，heniyiqizou，shizhonglibulefen。

５、meiyouni，woshiyizhangmeiyouxiaobiaoqingdelian；meiyouni，woshiyituanburongyifaliangdehuomiao；meiyouni，womendeshenghuobianshiqiheiyipian。qinaidede，niyaojienawodesinian，woxiangpeizhenidaoshizhong！

６、yuqunaishangleshui，rangkaixinaoyou；xiaoniaoaishangletian，rangxingfukuaileaoxiang；huabanliandimian，ranglanmanzhankai；woxihuanni，rangtianmeiyonghengbubian；qinaidedewoxihuanni，yuanrangniyishixingfukuaile！

７、suiyueriji，jiluxialailanmandesuiyue；xingminghuaxin，zhenzhuotianmeideshike；renshenglushang，liuyouxingfukuailedezuyin；sanshengshixia，keshangzhenxinshiyidelianqing：qinaidede，woxihuanni！

８、malubiandehuacaozhiwudiandiantou，yinweitayinzhengledajiadiyiciqianshou；helideyuerdantiao，yinweitajiandaodajiameiyicideyilai；tiankongdexiaoniaotingliu，yinweitayanxianxingfudeshenghuo。womendeaiqing，youdangranzuogeyinzheng。

９、meiyouniderixiangzili，zhenzhengdeaiqinghuangwude，yiqizouguodexiaohebian，huacaozhiwushidiaoxiede，kuaijiwoliuyoudeyinhen，bunengqingdiao，jinyouyongai，rangtajinyibujiazhong，ganqing，shizhangyuandasuan。

１０、yunixiangsui，rixiangzilimimanzhetiantiandeweier，yunilianai，richangshenghuolipumanlexingfudeweidao，yunibaitouxielao，renshengdaolulisaimanlekaixindeqichang，qinaidede，youleniderizi，meiyitianquanshixingfukuaile，woxihuanni！

１１、womendeai，buyonghuayanqiaoyu；xingfudeshenghuo，buyongshanmenghaishi；youyudajiadeenai，shishangtianshengzhudingde，shiyongshengyongshide，woduinideai，shishizhongburongyibiande，qinaidede，woxiwangxingfukuaile。

１２、yunidexiangfeng，bingbushibujingyi；yunidexiangyu，bingbushihuran，yunideenai，bingbushimengpian，zhishizhenxinshiyi，aizheni，shizhongbuhuigaibian，yongyongyuanyuan，qinaidede，wonengyizhiaini。

１３、richangshenghuodeshuibeili，yinzhenmanganqing，erxingfukuailesiyi；neixindeturangcengshang，yinzhongmanlianqing，ertianmeiwujin；aizhenisuoyiwoyizhibeixingfukuailebaoweizhe，qinaidede，woxihuanni，woxiwangkaixinxingfukuaile！

１４、huayanqiaoyubieshuo，qianwandexingfukuaileyizaixinli，wanyuqianyanwuxujiang，zhuduodekaixinyixintoujian，yiqiedexingfujieyinyouleni，woxihuanni，yuanyunixieshoubingjianzoudaobaitou！

１５、xiqurenshijiandexuanxiao，yifenchunzhendeaizhiweiliu，dangqusuiyuedexuannao，yikezhenxinshiyidexinzhiweidong，woxihuanni，yuanyunixieshoubingjiandaolao，rangniyishenglianqing，yishixingfukuaile！dakaiganqingdexumu，changxiangrouqingsishuideqianzouqu，jiangjutianmeidejingdiantaici，zaiganqingdeyanchuwutaishang，zhurengongjinyounihewo，shangpin，woainidaoyongyuan，yuanweinidazaochuyishixingfukuaile！

１６、woyuanyiqinzijinidazaochuxingfukuaile，yunixieshoubingjianzourutianmeideshengdian，woyuanyiqinzijinishougongbianzhikaixin，yuniyitongyanyixingfudehunyuan，ainishiwoyishengdechengnuo，woyuanyiyunigongbaitou！

１７、nijiushiwodejipintianxinbaobei，runkoushuanghou，jianpikaiweitianxinbaobei，qingnongmianmianbujue，qingyijishi，qianwoxinxu，guawoxingan。wozhixiangduinishuo：qinaidede，nijiushiwodeweiyi，nijiushirangwoxindong！

１８、tianmeiweiraorichangshenghuo，xiangzhixiangxi；lanmandiaojirenshengdaolu，fengfuduocai；zhenxinxumanyanmou，nongqingaihou；zhenzhengdeaiqingtouguoxinxian，xingfukuailewujin；zhenxinshiyiyuedongbicizhijian，chanmianfeicewujin。qinaidede，woxihuanni！

１９、nideyipinyixiao，yaowoyouren；nideyijuyidong，yaowochimi；nideyiyanyixing，yaowotaozui；nideyiqieyiqie，yaowolianlianbushe。qinaidede，xiangqinishitianmeide，aishanglenishixingfude！

２０、aishanglenishiyizhongtianmei，lianshangnishiyizhonglanman，baojinnishiyizhongkaixin，shouzhenishiyizhongxingfukuaile，qinaidede，yinweiai，wodeyiqiedouchongchizhexingfu，ainiyiwannian！

２１、xiangzhenihunqianmengying，qinshinanan；ainiruchuliulianwangfan，zizitianmei；tengnihaojinjingli，titieruwei；lejienixinxinxiangxi，yidianjiutong；aizhenishenrurenxinrufei，xingfuyongyuan！qinaide，woxihuanni！

２２、shijieshangzuiyaoyuandejulibingbushiwanshuiqianshan，zhishijinzaiyanqianbukeyixiangyu；shijieshangzuitongchudeshibingbushiyinyangxiangge，zhishienaiquebukeyibicizhijianlejie。qinaidede，shiwomenxinxinxiangxi，qingchuwujie，kaixinenai！

２３、shexiangjingtousuozhuganqing，tingliuyishitianmeirangni，huabigongjutushanglianqing，sumiaoyishengzhenxinsongni，chengnuomorenxintou，fuwuchengnuoaizheniyishengyishi，qinaidede，woxihuanni，yuanrangnidazaochuxingfukuaile，duanzaokaixin！

２４、rangnidezhenxin，jingsuiyuedeshenxindexili，yufachuncui，songnidezhenxinshiyi，jingsuiyuededamopaoguang，yufayuanhua，qinaidede，womendeaiqingsuishijiandefachun，eryufanongchun，woainiyongbubian！

２５、yikezhenxinshiyi，zhiweinirao，zheijiaolianqing；yishuangyanjing，zhiweinizhuan，zheijiaozhiai；yifenzhenxin，zhiweidong，zheijiaoganqing，yijuchengnuo，zhiweixu，zheijiaoainiyiwannian，baobeiwoaini！

２６、ainizaizaochen，qingshuangkailangrouqingsishuiwujin；ainizaishangwu，yangguangmingmeizhirewujin；ainizaibangwan，pingjingwennuanlanmanwujin；ainizaizuishang，jujuchuoxinzhenxinshiyiqiankunkebiao：qinaidede，woxihuanni！

２７、ganqingdedixingtu，meiyoufangwei，jinyounidexiaorong！ganqingdeshijingpaishe，meiyoulupai，weiyounidemeihao！ganqingdebici，meiyougudu，jinyoudajiahuxiangxiangyongdeweier！

２８、nixiaorongshi，yaowojinwozhunideshou；nichouqishi，yaowochujiebicidejian；nijiaozongshi，yaowomomodikanni。yinweiai，yincilejieni；youyulejieni，yincipeizainishenbian。

２９、zairichangshenghuoderetuli，jinizaizhongxingfukuaile，zairenshengdedaolushang，jinisamankaixin，zaiganqingdeguochengzhong，jinitianmanlanman，qinaidede，woxihuanni，yuanweinidazaochuyishitianmei，xieshoubingjiandaobaitou！aizheni，jiushiwodehaoyun，huni，shiwodezeren，tengni，jiushiwodezeren，zhenxi，shiwoderongxing，woyuanyi：yishengyishishenaizheni，yongshengyongshitengzheni，qinaidede，woxihuanni。

３０、shuangmoulishengzheni，sishuirouqing；shushuizhonghanzheni，jidongbuyi；kongxianshinianzheni，hunqianmengying；xinwozilizhuangzheni，tianmeishizhong。qinaidede，yuanyishengyunixiangshou，xingfukuailedaobaitou！

３１、wokeshangjiutianlanyue，kexiawuyangzhuobie，wotiantianchidaomi，xiangdequanshini，wocongbuchimiantiao，zhixianghenijianyimian，woyidunbuhezhou，xiangzhenixiangdexinfahuang，woyinjiubuyaochicai，yishengjiangniai。

３２、zenmeyanghenvhaiziliaotian？yigemuguangchuandiaidexinyoulingxi，yigexiaorongrangxinxinxiangxi；yijuyujubiaoshuaiyi，yigexiangyongtihuilanmantianmei；bicizhijianaixi，bicizhijianaixi，zhenzhengdeaiqingxingfudegangwan，zhenzhengdeaiqingshizhongbuqibuli。