花镇情感咨询给退款么？这样说话的女人男人都想娶回家

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henbuyaneryu，dajiadoufanleyigeyouwu。

 zaichuduixiangdezhuangkuangxia，xuduo nvhaierdoujuede，jiranwomenzaiyiqile，jiuliyingyichengxiangdaixiangdui，yiyizhongshifenxingyingbulideguanxixiangchu，yinergaishuobuyinggaishuodehua，douyigunaodexiangwaimao，buchongfenkaolvlingyifangdexintai，yebuchongfenkaolvshifouliyingneibanshuo。

 shishishang，chuduixiangshuodaodi，yeshiyizhongrenyurenzhijiandeyurenxiangchu，danzhiyaoshiyurenxiangchu，burongzhiyihuichuxianyixieweirenchushidefangshi。

 yejiushishuo，jiusuan zailianaizhong，yeliyingpeixunxuexiyixieshuohuadejiqiao，zhishaoranglingyifangbuyigennishuojinchukoudehuapaichi。

neime，jiexialai，jiujigeweinvhaimen“kepu”yixia，lianaizhong，dahuoerjiujingliyingruheliaotian。

少讽刺，对称赞

男：我今天涨薪啦!

nv：zheimeduonian，caidangyigexiaozerenren，niyejiuneimayidiannengnai。

 gouxiangyixia，ruguonishizheigenanren，jinzhijinzegongzuoshangzheimeduonian，zhongyuyouzheshengzhidejihui，zhihouzheiyixinxineirongzhihou，xingfendehuijiahenvpengyou\xifuergongxiangziyuan，huandedequeshiyijulengyanxiangdai，neimenikeyizuohetihui?

 dangran，henduo zhuangkuangxia，nidechuzhongbingbingbingbushiweilegenghaodinenggougenghaodiyanlichachuta，jinjinbuyouzizhufengci，danshizhanzailingyifangdejianjieshang，zheijiushiyipenpodaotoushangdelengshui。

jiexialai，kanyixiazheileichenghu：

男：我今天涨薪啦!

nv：laogongbangjile，zaidaxingqiyenengquebaozheiyiweizhitaiburongyi，jintianxiangchishenme，wojinizuohaochide!

xuduo nvhaierhenyoukenengshuoqi，xiamianzheileichenghutingqilaitebieshizaijia。

 shishishang，jiabingbushineihuanghuayouyoushenmeni?lingyifangtingqilaigaoxing，bujiushiquanshimeime?zouzaijieshangyouderenjiaonipiaoliangmeizidezhuangkuangxia，suiranzhangwoshijiade，jiushiyijuchenghu，dannitingdaozhihou，buyehenkaixinma?

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学精“死缠烂打”

 lianggerenzaiyiqi，wulunganqingzaihao，yizhiwukebimianhuichuxiannaomaodundezhuangkuangxia。henduo zhuangkuangxia，dahuoerfaxian，nandianjiushizainiyiyan，woyiyudeyoutaquzhizhongmanmanjiaju。

tangruobukennandianzaibuduandezhengzhizhongshengji，neimezuoweinvhaier，zuiyouxiaodewuqijiushi“sichanlanda”。

yibanlaishuo，zaiyudaonandiandezhuangkuangxia，duihuaquanshihuishineibankaizhande：

nan：jintiandecaizenyangneimaxian。

nv：juedexiannilaizuoya。

nan：jiushiwobingbingbushizheigeyisi。

nv：nibushizheigeyisishinageyuyiya!

……

xianrumeifagoutongjiaoliudezhuangkuanging.

neime，huanyihuan“sichanlanda”dezuofa：

nan：jintiandecaizenyangneimaxian。

女：不好吃吗?

男：有一点。

nv：wowusuowei，zaixianzaiyanbuxia，quanjiushiwoqinshouzuode，nijinliangdechiwan。

 jianyanzhi“sichanlanda”jiushinvhaimenyunyongbenshendexingbieyoushi，jianglianggerenzhengzhongjiandemaodunyongdiaopideyuyanchuli，biaomianshangkanqilaimanbujiangli，shishishangguanjianshiyijuxiangduiderongren，ximielianggerenzhengzhongjianmocachudemaodun。

弄清楚闲谈是两个人的事情，无须一个人叨逼叨逼叨

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 yaozuoyigerenanrenxihuandenvhaier，zaigoutongjiaoliudezhenggeguochengzhongyidingyaoquebaodeyijianshiqingjiushiyaotihuilingyifangdexinlizhuangtai，wuxuzhituzhebenshenshuang。

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