微信怎么打招呼？婚姻是坟墓吗?

 weixinyouyushiyongfangbian，feichangshounianqingnannvdehuanying。niruhewenhouweixin?wenhouweixindezuizhongmudeshikaishihenvhailiaotian，suoyiruguoninengrangnvhaizongshixiangzhudonghuifuni，nijiuhuizhidaoruhewenhouweixin。yixiashiruheyonghuazhenqingganyingjieweixin!hunyinwentizenmejiejue? hunyinshifenmuma ?

如何向微信问好:

1.dazhaohudexinxiguanlianfa

kaishishiyiqiedouhenkunnan。womenruhefasongyanzhengxiaoxiyigongnvhaiyanzheng?

wodemobanshi:“touxiangshinima?wohaoxiangjianguoni。

 hunyinshiaiqingdefenmuduima?bianxiaozijizuoguoshiyan，80%derenhuiyanzhengbinghuidani:“a，nizainalijianguowo?”xiangduiziran，zheishiyizhonggongrendechangyongfangfa。

 liru，kankannidetou，takanqilaiyoudianxiangxingxing，bushiyizhangtoulaidezhaopianma?meimeikandaotashifouhuilijifanboni，tabeipianle。

laotongxue，haojiubujian，nixianzaihaoma?meimeiyiweizijishishuren，huimashangwen:“nishishei?”

haijidewomencongxiaoshangdaxueshi，womendejiaoyujiushichengweigongchanzhuyijiebanrenma?

youmodehuida，meimeiyidinghenganxingqu。

2.wenhounvhaideqiguaifangshi

fasongyizhangyouquerhaoqidetupian。

 liru，hunyinshiaiqingdefenmuduima?fasongyizhangtapengyouquanliyizhigoudezhaopian。yongwenzi:zheishinidegouma?shiqingkanqilaixiangrenleidexingxiang!zaijugelizi，wojintianhaoxiangjianguoni，danwobuqueding?

fasongyizhangyouquerhaoqidetupian。

lingyigelizi:e，nidetouxiang。。haoba。nideyifudeng。。

zheigexuyanfeichangyouyong，putongnvhaihuihaoqidewen，wodetou/yifuzenmele?

 kanduifangdezhaopian，pingguduifangdeyigexianzhutezheng。hunyinshifenmuma?zheizhongtezhengkeyishiwaiguan、yifu、zhuangshi，huozhepaizhaodebiaoqinghedongzuo。liru，“wokanqilaihenhao”，“wohenshaozaifujinkandaoxiangnizheiyangyouqizhidenvhai”，“nikanqilaihenwenrou，shihezuopengyou”。

 ruguoyixienvhaidezhaopianshangyouxiaogouxiaomaohehaizimende，nikeyishidangdibiaoyangtamen。nidexiaogoutaikeaile。tayouduodale?haizimentaikeaile，woxiangnifeichangxihuantamen/nifeichangshanliang，yinggaibeihaizimenxihuan。

 jizhu，biaoyangzhihou，yidingyaowenduifangdeyijianhekanfa。fouze，yixienvhaihuirenweinizaichengzantazhihoushiguyizaichengzanta，tamentongchanghuibukanjiutiaoguo。zanmeiduizhongguonvhaiyouqiyouyong。meiyourenxihuanbierenzanmeiziji。zanmeinengrangnvhaimenhenkuaiduiniganjuelianghao，bingrangxiayicitanhuagengshunchang。

4.幽默的问候

 yonghunyinwentizenmejiejue?youmowenhoushiyigehenhaodekaishi，danshijizhuyoumodeguimohekongzhi。taiduodeyoumohuixiandeguyihenongqiaochengzhuo。youmodechidutaida，huirangnvhaijuedeniliumang，zhijiebanilahei。

liru，jiangtouxiangsheweitangseng。

wukong，huayuanzenmehualezheimejiu?

女人:你是谁?

男人:我是大师!

女:头晕~

nanren:ruguonibuanjingdihuilai，zhurenhuieside。

nv:haha，danwobushinidewukong。

女人:你是谁?

男:北京的好公民。

fenxi:youqudiziwojieshao。

youmodewenhoulajinlejuli，ranhouqingsongliaotian。hunyinwentizenmejiejue?dangniyinggairenzhendeshihou，jideyaorenzhen。