问你在吗怎么幽默回答？看完文章你就知道怎样幽默聊天

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问你在吗的风趣回应：

1、“你知道”

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2、“我正想约你闲聊呢”

 neiyangdehuiyingchongzudefanyingniduitayouzheixingquaihaohewenroudexintai，yinci yenanyilingrenwanglenie，bingqiejiaruniyuanbenjiuhuiyouzheileixianliaodechongdongdehua，zenyangyoumoliaotian？jianxinlingyifangyehuixinxinmanman，jinerzhaoxundaliangdehuatitaolun，zaicidajiadexianliaoe。liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？

3、“没有!”

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