高情商的幽默对话，反之情商不高的人，很容易说这四句话

 yiqiancengjinglineiyangyijuhua：rendezhishangjuecetadedixian，erqingshangzhishangzenengjuecexianzhi。gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？zaiqingshangzhishangdezhuyaobiaoxianzhizhong，ruheshuohuashishifenguanjiandeyigejieduan。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

 zhishanggaoderendequehuodetinghao，danshuoqinenghuodegenggaodezaojiu，haidekanzheixieqingshanggaoderen。dahuoerdoushiyouyiyangdetihui，yugaoqingshangderenhuihua，tongchangdoushihuihenshufu，erzheixiediqingshangzhishangderen，shuochulaidehua，yizhilingrenwufajiena。

zongtilaishuo，diqingshangzhishangderenchangchangyaoshuoxialiesijuhua。

1. 这事跟我没事儿

 ganggongzuodeneishihou，lingdaoxingziyouqicha，changchanghuidongnu。youyicibujideshishenmeshishitahenshengqi，badanweirenherendouhanlaixunhua，zheishihouzaiqizhongyouyiweipengyouganjuebiequ，mashangzhanchuqushuo：lingdaoganbu，zheishigenwomeishier。lingdaoganbuneishihouyijingqitoushang，tingletamenyeshiborandanu，mashangjiubaquanbudenuhuoxuanxiezaitadeshenshang。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？yincijiangchuneiyanghuaderen，tongchangkannantijiujiaoweijiandan，zhixushiganjuehezishenbuxiangganbianhuilikeshuo：zheishigenwomeishier。shishishang，jiaruyidianguanlianmeiyou，lingdaoganbuyebuhuimomingqimiaodidongnu。

 yeyoubianshixiaishuotamenderen，tongchangbuyuanyidanfuyidianyiwu，zaiyigetuanduizhongshijihui，jieguobianshitarenburongyitiaoxuanhetazaixiezuo。yinergaoqingshangderen，burongyisuibianshuozheijianshiqingyuwomeishier，jibianqueshihezishenbuxianggan，yebuhuizhijiedishuochurukou。

2. "早已跟你说过去了"

 xiaolinchumenzuoshideqingkuangxia，wangjiledaishenfenzhengjian，yincitazhinenghuilaizaiqu，pengyoualifajueyihou，mashangjiuzhizetajiang：zaoyigennishuoguoqule，zuoshiyiqianjiuxuyaodaishenfenzhengjian，nijiushibuting。

 xiaolingtingdaozheijuhuayihou，yanleimashangjiuwangxialiu。yuanbenjiuyouyumeidaishenfenzhengjianduopaoyitang，rujinaliyouneimeshuota，rangtadexintaijianzhishiliaobuji，zhihoujianjiandihealizhujianshengshu。qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？

 youxierenjiuzheiyang，shixianmeiyoutishibieren，guohouquebuduandizhizelingyifang，yizhilaishangyiju"zaoyigennishuoguoqule"，yituxianzishenzuoshizhouquan。shishishang，zheileirenbingbugaochao，sheixiangyaozishenzaizuoshibudaoweidezhuangkuangxia，haibeibierenlengyanlengyuni，zhongjiuhuibarenjijiaowangnonghuai。

3. "我的性格讲话较为直，请别往内心去"

 changchangyouxierenyaoshuo：wodexinggejianghuajiaoweizhi，qingbiewangneixinqu。tamenkenengshiranglingyifanggaoqingchuzishendexingqingjiaoweizhilv，shijishangtashibaoludiqingshangzhishangdeyizhongzhuyaobiaoxian，zaitamenyihou，changchanghuichuxianrongyidezuirendehuamaochu。

 youyicizaifandianyongcandeqingkuangxia，bianshangyiduinanhaihenvhaidehuihuajiuhenyouqu，tingneishihoudeqingjinglianggerenhaoxiangshizaixiangqinyuehui，nvhaineishihoujiangleyijuhua：wodexinggejianghuajiaoweizhi，qingbiewangneixinqule，worenweinigezitingaide，bukeyibangwoguishugan。nanhaizitingjianyihoumianseyishunjianjiufashengbianhua，yiyanghaijileyiju：wodexinggejianghuayejiaoweizhi，niyebiewangneixinqu，nikanqilaiyehencha，bukeyizuodaowodeguiding。lianggerenneishihoudefenweishifennankan，xunsujiufenshou。

 shuohuazhi，haiguidingtarenbiewangneixinqu，yibanrennanengbaozhengni？ruguozhangzhezishenzhichangzi，shuoyixieshangxindehua，haibibushangbuyongshuochurukou。

4. "你懂得哪些？我要告诉你"

 qingshanggaodeliaotianyuju900juyounaxie？zhiqianjiuyudaoguozenmeyangyigeren，zaijiaxiangdeqingkuangxia，youyigelaotoueryizhixiaiduirenhuishuo：nidongdenaxie？woyaogaosuni……suihouxuxutaotaodishuoshangyidaduan，genbenjiubuguanbugulingyifangdetihui。

 shijishangzheileirenshuodeyueda，tarenfandaogengfanganta。tamenzongganjuezishenboxueduocai，shashidoubitarenmingbaiduo，shishishangyishangengyouyishangao，meiyigerenbutaikenengquanbuxingyedoushulian，jiarulaoshishuoneiyangdehua，bianhuijirenyizhongjiaoaozida，qiaobuqirendejuede。

 gaoqingshangdeyoumoduihuayounaxie？gaoqingshangderenjibianduimoushimingbaixuduo，tamenyebuhuisuiyishuoneiyangdehua，youyubazijidebuweifangdetaigao，tarenbuyidinghuijienazheileixintai。