愿意聊天就是约不出来 约女生出来的幽默方法

 xiangxinyouaiqingjingliderendouzhidao，ruguonixiangxunsushengwen，nibixutongguoyuehuiheliaotianlaigaishannideganqing。danyibanlaishuo，nvhaigengbaoshou，henshaozhudongshuoyuehui，suoyiyibanyuehuidezhudongquanzhangwozainanhaishouzhong。yuanyiliaotianjiushiyuebuchulai，nanhaibixuzhangwonvhaidechangguijiqiao，yinweizaizheizhongqingkuangxia，nvhaibuhuiganga，gengyoumoheyouqu。

1.先去试探，再邀请

 yaoqingshi，jiangqifenweisangebuzhoulaiwancheng，diyibu，xianzailiaotianzhongshiyishi，xxlaidaoyijiaxindetianpindian，koubeibucuo，youshijianquneilixxwan，jiuxiangzheiyang。yibanlaishuo，zaizheiyishiqi，tashiyizhongshehuilimaodeyaoqing。ruguotashenzhijujuezheiyangzuo，neimenibixukaolvnishifouxuyaojixufazhan。dierbu，xiayibushiquedingnagedifang，birunatiaolu，najiashangdian，xihuayigedifang，zaoshangpashandengdeng。disanbu，kuailediyuehui。henduorenwenwoweishenmezhidaozheimeduojiemeizhishi，shishishang，woyiqianyiwusuozhi，shenzhimeiyounvpengyou，ranhouwuyizhongzaiwangshangkandaogongsunyufeidewenzhang，tajilewoyigejiemeimimi，wozhidaohenduojiemeizhishi，xianzaiwohuanlejigenvpengyou，huozheyouhenduojiemeizhuiwo，ruguonixiangxuexizheixiezhishi，qiangliejianyikantadewenzhanghemimi，zaiwangshangsousuogongsunyufei，nikeyikandaotadewenzhang。

2.幽默假设赴约

 youyigezixindeliaotian，youqishitaolunyuehuidehuati，nibunengturanguanghuantairuo，gengbuyongshuoyinhuile，fouzenihuirangnvhaijuedenideyouxiushijiade。liru：wotingshuojintianyouyigemeilierdongrendenvrenheyigeyingjundeshenshiyiqichiwanfan。ruguoyigenvhai，sheishuode。nishuojintianmeigerendouzhidaozheijianshi，yongzheizhongyoumodehualaijiejueta。zuihou，kankannvhai，buguanzenyang，nvhaidouzhidao。

3.神秘的邀请

 tongguotanlunyigehuati，yindaonvhaiduimoujianshihaoqi，zheiyangnvhaijiuhuiyilaini，zhiyounizhidaozheigeshenmideshiqing，erqitarenbuzhidao。tongshi，womenyeyaozhuyinvhaishidanxiaohaishihaixiu，tongshi，zheigeshenmideshiqingbunengtaishenmi，fouzehuidaozhinishuodechaju，nvhaihuirenweinizaiqipianta。

4.打赌邀请

 liyongnvhaideaihaolaijifanvhaidejingzhengli。liru，nidadunihetadayumaoqiu，sheigenghao？sheihuiwanyouxini？dengdeng。zheizhongdubodexiaoguoshijishanghenhao，yinweinimenlianggezongshiyiqihudong，henzhangyiduanshijianzuiyoukenenghudong。

5.角色扮演邀请

 jiaosebanyanshizuiyouqudefangshi，shouxianshezhijiaose，jiaoseshezhiyinggaishihudongde，biruwenxueqingnian、huajiadengdeng。ranhoushezhiyigechangjing，miaoshuyixieyiqizuodeshiqing，zuihoubazheixiemiaoshubianchengxianshi，manmandinikeyihenrongyidiyuyuenvhai。

6.套路邀约

 zheichuncuishiyigeshuliandeyaoqing，liyongnvhaidexinchaju。liru，gaosunvhai，niyouyigeshengdadeshengrijuhui，woxiangyaoqingniyiqiqu，yiqiqiedangao，yiqichuilazhudengdeng。yuanyiliaotianjiushiyuebuchulai，dangran，nvhaimentongchanghuijujuezheizhongqingkuang，bijing，shouchongruojing。dangyigenvhaijujueshi，tatongchanghuigandaoneijiu，ranhoutahuiliyongzheigezhaiwujitayigexiaoyaoqing，biru：fouze，wanshangchulai，nihuipeiwoguoyigejiandandeshengri，mingtianwohuihewodepengyouyiqiqu。