上班迟到的魔性定律，你肯定中枪了

 duiyushangbanzulaishuo，youyigeshiqingkendingdouzuoguo，neijiushichidao，ruguoshuonishangbanqijianmeiyouchiguodao，neiqingshouxiahuazhenxiaobiandexigai。

guanyushangbanzushangbanchidao，xiamianzheixienikendingzhongguoqiang。

一、上班迟到的魔性定律

1、夜生活太丰富

 zheiyidianyouqitixianzainianqingrenshangbanzushenshang，henduorendexingfenzhouqidoushicongwanshang10dianyihoukaishide，10dianyiqianwujingdacai，10dianyihoukaishijingcaideyeshenghuo，haiwanzhihoudezuizhongjieguojiushidiertianqibulaishangbange。

2、舍不得睡

 guanyuzheiyidianhuazhenxiaobianyiqiantingdaoguoyijuhua，meitianwanshangnizhisuoyizaichuangshangtangzhewanshoujibushui，qishishinishebudejieshujintiandeyouxianshenghuo，yinweiyidanshuizhe，jiuyiweizhexinglaiyouyaokaishimangliudeyitianle。

3、再眯两分钟

 zheiyidianhuazhenxiaobianzhongqiangzhongdebuyaobuyaode，xiaobiandenaozhongmeitianzaoshangpingjunyaoxiangsanciyishang，meicixiangdouanyixiayanchi，ranhouxiangzhezaishuijifenzhong，yushihushangbanchidaodebeijujiuzheimefashengle。

4、分秒必争

 shenma？jiudianshangban？neiganzai8dian59fen59miaoguoqucaishizuiwanmeide，zheibianshisuoweidecaidianyizu，jingchangyizhunquecaidianzhanzhanzixi。danshi，suhuashuodehao，changzaihebianzou，nayoubushixie，duiba。

5、拖延症患者

 chuangeyifu10fenzhong，xilianshuaya20fenzhong，huagezhuanghaiyaobangexiaoshi，shoushidongxiyouyao20fenzhong。zhongyuaodaozhiyou5fenzhongle，ganjinchong，de，shangbanchidaole。

6、感觉闹钟没响过

 zaoshangyijuexinglai，naguobiaoyikan，maya，shangbanchidaole！keshinaozhongweishenmemeixiangni？dangran，naozhongyoukenengzhendemeixiang，buguogengyoukeneng，shinizaishuimengzhongbanaozhonganle。

7、坐过站了

 mimihuhudezuozhegongjiao，naodailimiandehuamianhaishizaibofangwanshangzuodemengdexuji，yigebuxiaoxin，gongjiaochezuoguozhanle，zuizhongdejieguojiushichidaowuyi。