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 yurenjie（aprilfool'sdayhuoallfools'day）yechengwanyujie、fengqujie。jieqiweiyangli4yue1ri，shiyi19xinshijizhujianzaixifangguojiashengxingshixingdeminsuchuantongjieri，zaizheiyitiandajiayigezhonggeyangfangfaxianghuzhijianmengpianhexinong，tongchangzaiwanxiaodezuizhongcaichuochuanbingxuanbuxinongmubiaowei“sishierfei”。siyueyihaoyurenjie，kekeaiaideyurenjiechuangyiwenan~yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？

1、siyuedediyitianbianshihuanghua。

2、jinrisahuangdounengbeikuanrong，nikuawoyijuzenmela

3、shicaicaiburongyisahuang，chizaiduodoubufapang。

4、jinrimeiyourenyuwobiaobaiebiaomingnimendouaizhewola

5、shijiezheimedanengrenshini，worenweihaobeiju

6、wokeyibianchengnidanshendaoshangdelanluhuma

7、woyoudaozaixiansuanshutixiangqiujiaobicibingbushihenhuiwomenzaiyiqidejilvduoshaoqian？

 8、yurenjieledahuoernengfouwanxieyouyixiekejihanliangdebirubangwochongyibaikuaiqianshoujihuafeiyaowocaicaisheichongdebangwojiyixiangmeiweideyaowocaicaisheijidebaiphonexfangdaowodaiziliyaowocaicaisheisongdenayiluodachaorengwoyaowocaicaisheizadezheizhongquanshinenggoudenianqingrenbubilaoshiyichengbubiandezhaoshuyaoyouchuangxinyishiwobuhuiqidaijiandaonimenmeishenmejinbue

9、jinrimeinaqiandeqinggannenggoupiancaibuhao

 10、congjianivxdeneiyitianqiwoyeguanxinninichangchangfanniweixinpengyouquanchenmoguayandewojinguanmeiruheyuniliaoqitiandanwohenxiangxintashixiaizheitiaowoshedinglejinnikejianwojuedehenizaiyiqiniruguoxiangyaojiubangwodiangezanhaome

11、niyoumeiyoufajuewoxihuanni？meiyousuanleba，zhongjiufuaiwusheng

 12、weixinfapengyouquanqueshihenjianxinbiezongshuowoyitianhunhuneeletashiyixiangbixucaiqitounaozhuanyezhishiguanniandeshoudongshigongzuozhong

13、ninhao，jintianyurenjie，wonengpianguangnideaima

14、yurenjiebingbingbushijisishierfeiguodejie，zhishijisahuangderenyigeshuoshihuadejiyu。

15、naliyouneimeduodewanxiao，wanxiaolizangdequanshizhenxinshiyi

16、haibudengtabiaobai，yurenjiejiuguoqu。

17、richangshenghuosuichu，“yu”nixiangjie。

18、xiangfangshefaxinongbibushangxiangfangshefaxin

19、nishizhongmeifahanxingyigejiashuidejiaren，chufeishinidezaofanxiangguodiyicijiewen

20、yurenjiezhunbeizenmewan？

我准备去表白

为何？

yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，youyubeijujuelewodounengxiaozheshuoyurenjiekuailea

21.shijiezheimeda，manshichaoxiao

22.siyuebutaikenengxintengnide，tadiyitianjiuzaipianni

23.woainidiyijushijiadedierjuyeshijiade

24.woainijiarunibingbushineimejiuyurenjiekuailejiarunishineimejiuzhudajiadiyitiankaixin

25.yijingzhidao：yurenjie=kengren

youyu：yurenjiemeirengenwobiaobai

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26.yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？naliyouneimeduodewanxiao，wanxiaolizangdequanshizhenxinshiyi