愚人节表白套路 小小的玩笑和捉弄

 sanyuedezhangjieqiaoqiaodijieguo，siyueyirilailinle。zaizheiyitian，zuiyankede、zuizhengerbajingderenhaiyaoshaoweirenshouzheixiewuguanjinyaodexiaoxiaodewanxiaohezhuonong，youyujinribianshiyurenjie。zaozaishijiushijideqingkuangxia，zheiyijierijiuzaiminsushengxingle，《balishengmuyuan》kaichangjiuxushuleneishihouguoyurenjiedeqingkuang。qimiaodeshi，jinguanzheiyijierirengweibeiyiqieyigeguojialierufadingjiari，danzaiquanqiufanchouneiyoupubiandeweihai。shuodaodi，zhiyoushuodanaobianshirenmendetianxingba。yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？

 danshizainianqingrendangzhong，yurenjiehaiyouyigetouxian，neibianshi"dierbiaobairi"。diyibiaobairiqixijiequgenaiderenbiaobaidajiahainenglejie，keshizaiyurenjiebiaobaidaibiaoshenmeyisi？nandaoshuoganqinghaikeyikaiwanxiaolemeiyou？no，no，no！shijishangshiqingbingbushizheiyangzi。dajiadoutingguoneiyangyijuhua：youjigezaiqixijiekailewanxiao，youyoujigezaiyurenjieshuozhezhenxinshiyi？xuduodanliandenanrenhemeinvjiangpingchangmeifasuzhuyuyuyandelianqingbaozhuangbianchengyurenjiedewanxiao，zheizaiqizhongdangranyouyidingdadaoli。

 yaoxiangyaozhidaoweiheyouderenyurenjiehuiqubiaobai，jiuxuyaogaoqingchuyixieyouguananliandezhuanyezhishile。dajiadoulejieanlianshijianhenjianxindeshier，buguanduomedebenyongdeqingyidouwufapengchuneidaoyingzi，zhiyouyeshenshihouzheixiekuweideqinggegequfuweizhegudanjimo。keanlianderenyemeiyoushenmeyongqijixuxiaquqingyi、lijibiaobai。youyuyidanbeijujuejiuyiweizheliananliandezhipeiquanyebeiduozou。keshiyurenjiezheiyirizijiledajiayigejiyu：jinrichangshuodehuayoukenengjinjinyijuwanxiao，jiarulingyifangzhendele，jiukeyiyixiaolezhidishuoyiju："takaiwanxiaodea。"

 zheibanlaikan，zaiyurenjiebiaobaidequeshigeconghuidetiaoxuan，zheiyizhaodegaochaodedifangjiuqujueyuyouxiaoyouqiadangdiyunyonglezheiyitiandemorenshezhibiaozhun：nenggoukaiwanxiao。ruciyilai，biaobaizheijianshiqingjiubuhuizaishibeishuiyizhande"chongfeng"，zhishidexinyingshoude"xingzou"。chenggonglejiedahuanxi，yidanbuchenggongyegezishenliuyouledaotuiyibudekongjian，buhuiyingduinankan。zheijiushiweishayurenjiezheiyiheganqingfengyangniubuxiangjiderixiangzili，"biaobaizhishuzhi"biaozhangdeyuangu。

 kanqilaishiwanxiaozhiyu，qishiqueyinzangzhenxinshiyi。gengyouqudeshi，zaiyurenjiezheiyitianhenduorenhuifanbeixinongzishenaideren。neiyangdegerenxingweishijishanghexiaopengyouyiyang：nanhaizizongqujiuxiainvhaidexiufa，nvhaiaiqiadanliannanhaizideruanrou。ganqingrangrenmangmugenfengdequeshibuhuigaibiandedadaoli，zaiyouxiuderenyingduiaiderenzongshihuizhilijiangdi、xinlizhuangtai"tuibian"，zuochuhaiziqidexingwei。yurenjiedebiaozhunyexuhejiudezuoyongleisi，jinjinyongyuzhuangyiliandanqi。

 keshiyurenjiebiaobaiqueshimeiyoushijixiaoguoma？shijishangyebujinran，jiaruliangrenbingbushidanfangdexiai，zhishibicizhijianyouhaoganni？yexujianjixingshijiunengcushihaoshier。yincidangchanshengxialiehuihuadeqingkuangxia，jiuyiweizhelebiaobaiqudechenggong！

"我爱你啊！"

"因为我对啊。"

"你开玩笑的嘛？"

"neimenishikaiwanxiaoma？"

"henyoukeneng……bingbushi。"

"neiyinweiwobingbushi！"

 yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，dangran，youyixieyouxinyidexiaohuobanmenhenyoukenengbuyuanzishendeganqingcongyijuwanxiaozhujian，yincihuizaidiertiancaidechuhuiying，danbuguanzenyang，yurenjiedebiaobaihuoshiyoufeichangdaqudechenggongdehenyoukeneng。

 shijishangzaijutirichangshenghuo，chengrendequanqiubingmeiyouguoduoxiangguanlanmandeyuyu，erdangdairendeganqingtongchangdoushihuiyouquehan。jinguanyurenjiebiaobaijibianbuchenggongyebaohulebicidelianmian，keshibuchenggonghoudemishixintaihuoshiyaodajiayigerenpinwei。yincizhenduikewangaiqingdexiaohuobanmen，xiaojunyouliangsanjuzengjidahuoer。

 1，heyibandebiaobaiduibi，yurenjiedebiaobaimeiyouzhenzhenzhengzhengshijiyiyishangdebuchenggong，yincizishenyebubiguoyuyongxin，zuoweishigewanxiaojiuxing。

 2，xihuanyigerenbingbushigenjubiaobaijiunengqudechenggongshouqianshoude，gengguanjiandeshiguanzhuhejianjiandiaijin，zhongjiujingyangshijianjulejiezuiyaoyuandejuli。

 3，yingduiyifenjueduimeiyouhenyoukenengdeganqingjiujianjuesheqiba！ziwogandongshizhongyebuhuidadongtaren，xiulianhaozishencaikeyigengxiyinzhutaren！

 yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？yurenjiedewanxiao，shiduoshaozhenxinshiyijiaruzhiming！nianqingrenyizhicongcongmangmangdirichangshenghuo，xingkuiyouyurenjielaishifangchulaixinlideyixietongzhentongqu，yeweiganqingdexingfuxiangxiangliuyudi。zhenduifanganyurenjiebiaobaidexiaohuobanmen，xiaojunyexiangtishiyixia：jinyouxiawu12dianzhiqiandewanxiaocaisuanshizhenwanxiao，zhihoujiubingbushilee！yincizenmexuanzebiaobaideshijian，shifouzaoyixinzhongyoushule？