愚人节表白套路 一年一度的愚人节

 yinianyidudeyurenjie，henduorendoubiaomingbeizhaoshugaodemobuzhetounao，jiujingzheiyitianshuodehuashizhendema？tangruozhenjiananbian，henyoukenengbianshizishentaidanchunxingle，yizhenluanjia，yexuhuicuoguolezhenzhengdeaiqing。neimadaodigairuhexuehaoqingsongwanzhaoshuni？kanxiamiandejingdianhuayuba！yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？

01nishiwoxinzhongneixinneikezuimeilidehuixing，weilegenghaodisuishisuidinengjiandaoni，wohuaweileshidiaogongyipindeyangzi！

 02zhiyaoniyuanyihewozaiyiqi，niyejiunenggouxinqingyumendeqingkuangxiamawo，neixingaoxingdeqingkuangxianenggoukengwo，jiaolvbuandeqingkuangxianenggouqiawo（shou），chichengfapangdeqingkuangxianenggouguaiziji。

03tangruoniduiyuwowaishenlenineixianxianxishou，woyezhengderangtazheiyishengshaozhanyou。

04nijuedeyouyitianninenglaiquwo，woxiangxinle，yincimeiridoushizaideng，danshinizainani？

 05weilegenghaodinengrangnibangzhu，womeirimangdelianshuayashukoudeshijianyemeiyou，woxiangsuishisuididangxin，haipacuoguoleyitiaoxinxineirong。

 06jintianworenhedongxidoubuyuangan，jiuyizhidingzhushoujishangdenghou，wanyiyouyigeshaziyibuxiaoxinbabiaobaidexinxineirongfasongjiwoleni？

 07jinri，xiangduinishuosheng“woxihuanni”，tangruochenggongle，wonengxingyunzishenhenyingyong，tangruoshibaile，woyebuganjuediulian，yurenjiema！

08tangruojinrinenggouluanfuyao，woyeduochiyidiandian，duoyidianruanruo，bianhuiduoyidiantengxi。

09woxushidaifa，qidainenggouyouyigerenlazhewosihaiweijia！

10aizheni，jiushiwozheiyishengzuolezuimeihaodeshi，woyunidejianjujiuzhichaneimahaoduogeling。

 11yurenjiebiaobaitaoluyongzhuonongrendejiabiaobaideshuoshuo，wozheimeduonianneimejianxinchuangdang，bingbushiweilegenghaodirangniduozhengyidianlinghuaqianma？

 12wobunengquebaoyibeizixintengni，keshiwonengquebaowoduinixuyaoheduizishenhao。nijiushiwodetian，nijiushiwodedi，nijiushiyaoyuwobaitangdeneiyigeershazi。

13nidejianbang，jiushiwozheiyishengzuilaokaodejiezhu！

14huranfajuenijintianhenpiaoliang，nideyipinyixiaoquanshiwofeichangxiangjiandaodemoyang。

15woainihaozhangshijianle，tangruoniyexihuanwo，jiububihuiwoxinxineirong，tangruonihuijuewo，neiyeshixihuanwo。

16aiyigerendeqingkuangxiahuibiansha，keshiweini，woyuanquzuoshenmehaoyongdouhenbuhaipadeshazi。

17niyizhizaideqingkuangxia，qitidoushihuiyuelaiyueqingshuang，nibuzaideqingkuangxia，lianqiwendoushihuishoudaoyingxiang。

 18laotianyerangwohaizaizuiwuyijiandeshijianyudaoni，dajiajinglilexuduofengchuiyuda，texianghenwoxianggaosunisheng“woxihuanni”，suihouhenizaiyiqiduguomeiyigesiji。

 19yurenjiebiaobaishizhenxindema？dajialejiehaoduonianle，neijuxihuanwohuoshimeiyoushenmeyongqiduinishuo，wonengtiaoxuanyizhirujinyigenizhuanguoshendejianju，haohaodizaiciaizheni。