朋友说来约个恋爱我怎么搞笑回复？教你怎样幽默聊天

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盆友来说约个谈恋爱我怎么搞笑回复

1、你在哪，我以往约你

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dangnvshengshuo“xiangwolema”deqingkuangxia，shiyaoxiangjianniyimiande，yinci nijiarunengzaizuishaodeshijianneichuxianzainvhaideyanqian，jitajianjiandideyouyueganheguishugan，neiyangjinenghenvshenggengjinyibulajinguanlian，yekeyizainvhaizheililiuyouhaoyinxiang，nidailainvshengxiangyaodeshouhouhenongnongdeyouyueganguishugan，neiyangdetanlianai，nayigenvhaibuyuangennitan?

2、比你要我多一点

zhenduijianjuxiangduixinghenyuandedixiongmen，chuxianzainvhaideyanqiankenengshijiannande，danshixiayouduiceshangyouzhengce，gaoqingshangderenyingduinvhaide“xiangwolema”，yibandouburongyiyizhaonvhaidegousizou，lijijitahuiyingyiju“biniyaowoduoyidian”，neiyangdehuiyingrangnvhaitihuiniduitadesinianshibitayaoduode，nvhaiganshoudaonidezhenxinshiyi，shixiangyaogennizaiciliaoxialaide，shihouyaoshibawojiyu，biannengdedaoganqingle。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

3、昨天晚上我梦见你了

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danshizaizhuiqiunvshengdeqingkuangxiayouyigeqiantitiaojian，bianshiyaochuangjianzaiyouyidingyouhuoliyiqian，jinyourangtaduinizaochengyidingdehaogandu，duijinixingquaihaole，nidezhuiqiuwanmeicaihuiyuelaiyuejianyiqingqingsongsong，dangnvshengzhudongduinitaojinhudeqingkuangxia，yejiukeyizhuazhutadeanshizhe，rangtazainizheiganshoudaoniduitadezaiyi，jitayouyueganheguishugan，ganqingbianhuitoutoulailin。

4、你怎么知道我在想你

ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？nvhaiduinijiangchu“xiangwolema”deqingkuangxiashijishangjiudengdainideyijugujini，neihebujiuduinvshengshuo“nizenmezhidaowozaixiangni”，neiyangdehuiyingjizhuazhuletadehuayouqiadangjiangchulenixinliniantouyiyangdetayehuodeleyaoxiangdehuida，nvhaiquanshichuyubeidongde，yinci niyejiubixuzhudongjingong，juyoulingzhedegongxiao，bawozhunvrenxin。