问你在吗怎么幽默回答？教你怎样幽默聊天

wennizaimaruhefengquhuiying?zenyangyoumoliaotian？wulunshirichangshenghuohuanshiwangluoliaotian，feichangshiwangluoliaotian，changchanghuiyouxierenwennizaima，meishier，jiaonineiyangfengquhuiyingbuganliao，ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？yingduibuyiyangdequntiyoubuyiyangdefengquhuiying，jiexiaqujiuyiqilaikanyixiawennizaimafengquhuiying。

问你在吗风趣回应

1、逗b方式:

a：zaima?b：tangxiasheiren，youshenmeyuanqu?

a：zaima?b：zenyangyoumoliaotian？cishanshiwokai，cihuajiushiwozai，ruowenwohaizaifou，fagehongbaolai!ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

a：zaima?b：aiqing，renhea?

a：zaima?b：zaishandeneibian……b：rengranshishan……

2、初入职场回应

ruguoshibosswen：zaima?

huiying：zainashandeneibianhaideneiliyouyiqunlanjingling!tamenkubyouconghui，tamenjiabanjiadiandaotianliang!

ruguoshidabosswen：zaima?

guifanhuiyingshineiyangde：huibaozhangguan!junduiyijiehejieshu，qingzhishi!

3、装作自动回复内容:

zenyangyoumoliaotian？ruhezhuangzuozidonghuifuneirongni，bianshizhenduizheixiehaozhangshijianbulianxi，huoshibuzhangbutaishuniyoubuyuangentayouguoduolianluoderen，wuluntarangnifashenme，douzhixuhuiyiju“zai”jiukeyile。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

A：在吗?

b：zaixiabanben(xx)，youheguigan!

4、如果是朋友发过来

zaoshang，pengyoufaguolaixinxi：zaima?huiying：shiyaowojinidaizaofanma?

xiawu，pengyoufaguolaixinxi：zaima?huiying：shiyaowojinidaiwufanma?

kuaixiabanle，pengyoufaguolaixinxi：zaima?huiying：shijiaowo……jiangnidaihuiquma?

zaoyixiabanla，haiwen：zaima?huiying：haimeiyousi，yeyouyikouqi~jiangba，mashiqing?

zenyangyoumoliaotian？yeli，haiwen：zaima?huiying：baoqian，nintonghuadekehuyijingdianchichongdianzhong，qingmingri……haijidebangwodaizaofan!