聊天宝典：搭讪开场白幽默经典语录有哪些？

ninhao，piaoliangmeinvyuema?jiaruninyiranyingyongzheileiguoduoyingyongduiwaikaifangdefangfayunvshengxianliao，neimanizhendeshiruobao。liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？jinriwangbianjidahuoergongxiangdashankaichangbaifengqujingdianyuju，youzheizheijigechangyongzhaoshiyidayigezhun。zenyangyoumoliaotian？dajiapengdaoxinaidenvshengchangsuoyouhenduo，kenengshizailvtu，kenengshigongzuoshang，henyoukenengjiebianzheixie。kuailaihewangbianyiqixuexifengqudedashankaichangbaiba!

搭讪开场白风趣经典语句

第一部分：搭讪开场白术语。

1.nizhangdefeichanghao，yingdanglaiyuwoliaoyiliao。

2.dajiakanshangquhaimankude，dajiaduirenyoushanma?

3.(jiaruyigenvderangnimuguangchupengle)hei，bieneibankanwo，xiaoxinwoaishangni。liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？

4.jiarunizhunbeizaicineiyangkanwo，zuishaogenwoliaoyiliangjuba。zenyangyoumoliaotian？

5.nihenxiusema?(tamenhuiying。。。)youyudajiazaoyizaizheier15fenzhongle，niyaomeihuilaigaosuwohelloni。

6.nan：hi，niyechangchangzaizheierwangshangma(jinshi)?yaoburenshiyixia，kanzhenidoubuxianghuaidan。duolejieyigepenyoumeiyoucuoba?wodemingzijiao**

第二一部分：搭讪开场白沟通交流和要电話碰到的难题

1.(跳出来基本讲解她得话)：“抱歉，我不会太习惯性给路人留电话。”

(nizhendingziruoxinbutiao，suihouyipaidatuigenbuzhenxinchengyiceying)：“shuodetaizhengquele，bukeyijilurenliudianhua!zheishizennengxiguanxingni?juebunengxiguanxing!jiuliuzheiyici，womenxiabuweili。”(bukeyixiguanxing，jiuliuyici)

2.“我已经有男友了”

huiying：“jininanyoule，keshiwoduinidenanyouqueshimeiyoushenmexingquaihao，yinweiwobuyuanlejieta!”liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？

3.女：“啊，你吓了我一跳”

nan：zenyangyoumoliaotian？guoyibuqu，zhiyouxianneiyangle，woqueshiyishigaobudongnengrenshinideanquanxingfangshi。huoshiyaobunizaicizoudajiazhonglaiyici，ciciwobaozhengbuhezhuni(wowenrouyidian)。

4.男：“那留个电話吧”?

ta：zenmehuishi?(chiyi)

nan：“youyunibuxianghuaidanya。”(jiaruzheishihoushuozishenbingbushihuaidanjiutaituqile)

ta：“hehehe，buxianghuaidandeduole。”

wo：“naerya，rujinshehuifazhanduoluan，nikankanzhoubian，zheigezheigezheiyi……tamenyebuxiangshanren……”(wujiecaoyoushihouhaiyaoshi)tahahadaxiao，liudianhuale。

(huoshineiyang)buyaodanxinwonengraoraoni，meiriwofeichangduogedashigehuoshiyigeban(bulitoufengqu)

第三一部分：除搭讪开场白外其他国际惯例

1.Kiss的国际惯例(千万别那般看我)

nan：“bubixiangneibankanwo，buranwoyaoqinnini。”

(mmyibanhuiying，“nazhong”)

(suihounijiangtouningkai，jiazhuangfaxianshenmeqitawupin，bashiyeqianyidaoneigedongxishang，kanyihui，zaikanhuijia，duizheimm)

(mmyehuiyunizuotongyangdeshier。)

suihounijuede“wojingshiguonide”jiukissle。

2.味觉

nihenyoukenenghaibuzhidaoshiwogezhuanzhang。wodeweijueshifenfeichang。dangwoyuyigenvshengxianliaoshifenzhong(yijushijiniyunvshengliaoleduozhangshijianlaijueceshiduofenzhong)zhihou，wonenggenjuwenyigenvshengdeweidao。laijuece，dajiashibushinengzaicichudexialai。

huilai。“shouzhitougoutahuilai”

taruguohuilai，jiuwenta。suihouyeyudeshuo“a，yijianshieryan，yunizuodeneimejin，buqinni，shibutaikenengde”(ruguobuhuilai，sheqizheiyiguojiguanli。)

3.夜里在河边或花园里

你：大家看月亮吧?

ta：yueeryoushenmehaokandea?(huoqita)

ni：zheishihouniyejiuchangyiju“yueliangdaibiaowoxin”(lanman)

youfeijichanglveguoduitashuo“kuaikan，youhuixing”dengtaniutoujiujiewenta。(kengpian+youmo)liaotianbaodian：dashandejiqiaonaxiehao？baoqian。woconglaibulaibuyongshuobaoqiande(retafahuohou)