有人问你老公呢怎么回答幽默？教你怎样幽默聊天

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有些人询问你丈夫呢怎么回答风趣

(1)反诘难题。

zenyangyoumoliaotian？fanjiefashitiaochulailingyifangxianjingdechangjianjiqiao，yingguozongtongdaxuanqingkuangxiazheixiezhengzhijiadouxihuanwanzheiyilaobaxi。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

shijishangshizhirengranshi“pokuang”。lingyifangshejifanganyigejiagou，nimeizuanjinqu，xiangfandiujitayigexinjiagou。

youdenantibiaocengrangni2gexuanzexiang，shijishangmeiyourangnitiaoxuan，nitiaoxuannayigehuidaquanshixianjing。

rutongshichangyingxiaoxuenageerxuanyinantifa：“ninyaoyigechajidanhuanshi2ge?”

nvshengwendenankannanti：“jiarunihewomamadoudiaoshenshuili，nixianjiunayige?”

ninengfanjie：“jiarunihewobabadoudiaoshenshuili，nixianjiunayige?”

(2)用“你……”来替代“我……”

zenyangyoumoliaotian？yiqiejinijuedenankandenanti，zhiyinweinichangshi“wo……”laihuiyingde。jiarutiaochulaishejiaoquan，ba“wenti”bianwei“nidewenti”，jiuburongyijuedenankan，wufahuiyingle。ruhezhaohuati？liaotianjiqiaonaxiehao？

“wo”shipianxiangzishende，shifangyu。yong“wo……”laijiedawenti，quanshibianbo，kanqilaichanruo，yuemiaoyuehei。

“ni”shipianxianglingyifangde，shigongji。yong“ni……”laijiedawenti，tianmangongjinengli，zhengfengxiangdui，qianghanxinxin!

dagebifang，nilaidahuanvshengshuoxianglejieta，tawen“zenmehuishi?”

jiaruyong“wo……”laihuiying，dahuoernengxiangqidehuiyingshi“worenweinihenpiaoliang……”“wokandaonidiyiyanjiuaishangnini……”“woyoubingbushihuaidan，renshiyixiayoushenmeguanxi。”zheizhonghuiyingyemeiyoufudu。

youyigejingdiandehuiying：“youyunikanqilaibuxianghuaidan。”

zaijugeshili，nijidadaodenvshengfaxinxi，taquezaoyibujidele，huiduanxiaoxi：“nishisheiya?”

 jiaruyong“wo……”laihuiying，“woshineiyitiandahuanideayuea……”“woshineiyicidaxingshangchangliwennixuyaohaodeshuainana!”douhenfuqian。

jiarugaicheng“ni……”laihuiying，“heihei，laikannijianghaojiaojiguoduonanhaizile，lianwocongnalilaiyebuhaijidele。”

(3)唠叨的回答。

shuoqilaihengaoxiao，laotaodehuidahuijinikanqilaibutongxunchang。rutongdahuashouyoulimiandeneiyiduanbiaobai：“yiqianyouyiduanchengzhideganqingbaifangzaiwodeyanqian……”

nvshengxunwenni：“nineigeshihouweihehuilaidahuawo?”

 jianyidehuidashi：“wodiyiyanjiandaoniyejiuhenyouganjue。”huoshitucaoyidiande：“yinweiwozaihouhuimojineiyitiandeyuwang。”

danjiarulaotaoyidian，nigangkaishijiangcunshangchunshudebaifenzhiyibaixiaonvhaixiaoshuo，cuirenleixia、lanman、luolilaotao……shuowanzhihouzhangqidesisuo，yebiekannvshengshuangyan。dengzhenizainiutou，shuranfajue，nvshengzaoyileiwangwangle。

(4)谨慎回应肤浅难题。

shenmejiaofuqiannanti，“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”“niganshenmede?”“nizainazhu?”……

zheizhongnanticushigoutongjiaoliupianmianhua，bukeyizuoxinyuxindegoutongjiaoliu。shenmejiaobicizhijiandegoutongjiaoliu?“niyushangyinanyoushizenyangfenshoudeni?”

jiarunifuqianhuiyinglenvshengdefuqiannanti，taburongyiganjueshitabahuatitaolundaidaofuqiande，zhiganjuenizheigerenhenfuqian。

怎样回应肤浅难题呢?

把简易难题复杂。

lirunvshengwen：“nizhuzainaer?”nihuiying：“wozhuzaishenzhennanshan。nizhushenzhenluohua，neidajiayigeshandingyigeshuizhong。”

zenyangyoumoliaotian？zailirunvshengwen：“niganshenmede?”nihuiying：“woshejifanganweilaideshouji，weilaideshoujikeyifangjinerduoli，lijijiangxingmingjiukeyiboyiwang。”