聊天攻略：聊天坑人套路搞笑段子，想知道的一定要看完

youshixianliaotaijiandanbixuyixieshiyongxiangliao，zenyangchulirenjiguanxi？xianliaokengrentaolugaoxiaodeduanzicikejiukeyidazhanshenshou，niganduilaoshishuo“laoshinijiaodequanshibuqizuoyongdewupin”ma?jiangguonijiuzhidaoshenmejiaozuoweizijiwadi。liaotiangonglveyounaxie？zenyangdashan？xiabianjiuhewangbianyiqikanyixiaxianliaokengrentaolugaoxiaodeduanzidouyounaxieba!

闲聊坑人套路搞笑的段子

1、chexiaojiuchexiaoa，haifayitiaotishixinxishuo：“moumoumouchexiaoleyitiaoxinxi”。baituo，chexiaobianshibuyuanlingrenfajuea!liaotiangonglveyounaxie？zenyangdashan？

2、zheiniandai，buxueshengtanlianai，buzizuoduoqing，buwubi，bupanni，buchaozuoye，buwanshouji，doumeiyourenxiangxinnishixueyuan。zenyangchulirenjiguanxi？

3、shijishangzuibianhanzheyaodangdanshenzudenvhai，shenpangdouyongyouyiqunbeiyongtai，momodideshouweizheta，bingbushiqueshiyaodanshennannv，tajinjinzai“zhaicai”。

4、yitongxuemenduilaoshishuo：jiaoshi，nijiaodequanshibuqizuoyongdewupin。jieguojiaoshihuiyingshuo：wobuhuirongxunineimeshuozishen。

5、xingshibianhulvshixiwangnibeibierengao，yishixiwangnidebing，qichebaoyanggongxiwangnijiaochesunhuai。jinyouqiezeihechexiangongsicaizuishanjierenyi，tamenshizhongxiwangnifuguironghua，jiankangpingan。liaotiangonglveyounaxie？zenyangdashan？

6、yiyangshiduorou，weihezhangzairufangjiuhenshourenxiai，erzhangzaifubushangqueneimalingrenyane?zheishifousuandiyuqishi?zenyangchulirenjiguanxi？

7、yiribudushu，meiyourenkandechulai;yizhoubudushu，gangkaishihuipokoudama;yiyuebudushu，zhilibaijizhu。xianjieduan，zheijileizhuangkuangwojunyiwancheng，chenggongzhilua!

8、nvhailiuleijiaoruanruo，nanhaiziliuleijiaoruanruo。nvhaihuananhaiziqianshilisuoyingdang，nanhaizihuanvhaiqianshitianliburong。

9、muqin：nixuyaonayigepingguo?xiaohai：dade，jiaoda de。muqin：xiaohai，niyinggaijianglimao。yaonagexiaode。xiaohai：nandaoshuojianglimaojiudeshuohuangma?

10、liaotiangonglveyounaxie？xinshiqidenvshi，shangdeletingtang，fandeleyuanqiang，doudeledisanzhe，dadelewulai，bianshixiabushangcantingchufang。