你知道怎么说话幽默吗？

 youmoshiyigerendegezhongxueshi、caihua、zhihuizaiyuyanzhongdejizhongshanxian，shiyizhongnengzhuazhukexiaohuohuixiexiangxiangdenengli，tashiduishehuishangzhongzhongbuxiediao、buhelidehuangmiu、pianpo、biduan、maodunshizhidejieshiheduimouxiefanchangguiyanxingdemiaoshu。rangshuohuabiandeyoumo，rongyilingrenxiangqujiejin；rangshuohuabiandeyoumo，shijiejintaderenyefenxiangdaoqingsongyukuaideqifen；rangshuohuabiandeyoumo，gengnengzengtianrenshengdeguangcai。

 youmodeliliangkeyishiwomenneixindejinzhanghezhongyashifangchulai,huazuoqingsongdeyixiao。youmodeliliangbuhuishinizhanggaohuojianfei，buhuibangnifuqingzhangdan，yebuhuibangniganhuo，dantadequenengbangzhunijiejuerenjiguanxiwenti，xiediaotonglinghuowangnianzhijiandeguanxi。zenmeliaotian？zaigoutongzhong，tarutongrunhuaji，keyouxiaodihuajiechongtuhemaodun，bingnengshiwomencongrongdibaituogoutongzhongkenengyudaodekunjing。

一、怎么说话幽默

1、颠倒成趣

 bazhengchangderenwuguanxi，huozhedongjiyuxiaoguozaiyidingtiaojianxiahuhuanweizhi。cengfengmiyishidewudaojiadengkenxiexinxiangyoumodashixiaobonaqiuai，tazaixinzhongshuo：“ruguowoliangjiehe，shengxiadehaizi，jiyouwomeilidewaibiao，youyouniruizhidetounao，zheigaiduomiaoya！”xiaobonaquefengqudihuixinshuo：“ruguohaizidewaibiaoxiangwo，tounaoquexiangni，neigaiyouduozaoa！”

2、移花接木

 zenmeshuohuayoumo？bazaimouzhongchanghexiashifenqiadangdeqingjiehuoxianliao，yizhidaolingyijiongranbutongdechanghezhong，dadaozhangguanlidai、“huangtang”kexiaodeyoumoxiaoguo。shengwuxuejiagewaliefuzaiyicijiangkeshi,yiweixueshengturanxueqijijiao，yinqiyipianhongxiao。gewaliefuquebudongshengsedikanlexiazijideguabiaoshuo：“wozheizhibiaowushile，meixiangdaoxianzaiyishilingchen。buguo，qingtongxuemenxiangxinwodehua，gongjibaoxiaoshididengdongwudeyizhongbenneng。”。

3、故意卖关子

 zenmeliaotian？shouxianxianliaoguyitichuyigerongyishirenchanshengwujiedejielun，ranhouzaizuochuyigechurenyiliaodefenxihejieshi。zuojiakenan·daoerzailuomashi，yicichengzuochuzuchequlvguan，tuzhongliangrenliaoleqilai。sijiwen：“nishikenan·daoerxianshengma？”“nizenmezhidaowodemingzi？”kenan·daoerqiguaidiwendao。“a，jiandandehen，nishizailuomachezhanshangchede，nidechuanzheshiyingguoshide，nidekoudaililuchuyibenzhentanxiaoshuolai。”“tailebuqile！”kenan·daoerjiaoqilai，tahenjingqizaiyidalihuipengdaodierge“fuermosi”。taxiguandiwenyiju：“nihaikandaoqitashenmehenjimeiyou？”“meiyou，meiyoubiede，chulezainipixiangshangwohaikandaonidemingziwai。”，kejian，sijiguyimaiguanzi，rangkenan·daoerwuyiweitashidierge“fuermosi”。ranhou，sijizaichuhuyiliaodijieshi,zaochengqiangliedeyoumogan。

4、巧设悬念

 dangnixushumoujianqushideshihou，buyaojiyuxianshijieguo，yingdangchenzhuqi，jitingzhongyingzaoyizhongxuannian。jiarunipobujidaidibajieguojiangchulai，huotongguobiaoqingdongzuodebianhuatouluchulai，youmobianjiuhuishiquxiaoli，zhinengrangrengandaosaoxing。

 tangbohuzaiji《zhushoutu》ticishi，mianduishoutu，kaitoujiushuoleyijuyubaishouhenshimaodundehua：“zheigeponiangbushiren。”bushirenshishenme，zheigexuannianhenshixiyintingzhong，yindetingzhongdengdayanjing。jiaruotamashangshuochu“jiutianxiannvxiafanchen”deshiju，neijiuwuyoumokeyanle。jinjiezheyitongyangdefangfashuolexiamianliangju“jiugeerzidoushizei，toulaixiantaoxianmuqin”。

 zaiyubierenjiaowangshinanmianhuifashengyixiebubiyaodemoca。ruguocishicongrongdikaigewanxiao，jinzhangdeqifenjiunengdeyihuanjie，erqieduifanghaihuibeinidemeilisuoxiyin，beinidekuanguangxionghuaisuogandong，zuihouzhenzhengleyidijieshouni。

 zongzhizenmeshuohuayoumo？youmoshishejiaochenggongdefabao。yunyongyoumodeliliang，womenjiunengtongguochenggongdeshejiao，zoushangchenggongdedaolu。danshi，yaozuodaotantuyoumo，miaoyanchengqu，neijiubixubuduanchongshiziwo，buduanconghaoruyanhaideshujizhongjiquyoumodezhihui。