脑筋急转弯搞笑整人的，脑筋急转弯笑死适合恋人搞笑

 miyuxiaohua，naojingjizhuanwannigengxihuannayige?hexiaohaizaiyikuaiwan，henvpengyoudegaoxiaoyoumodouxiaoerrenshijie，younaxienaojinjizhuanwangaoxiaozhengrendeni?woshoujishangshuliyouguanzhengrengaoxiaoyoukengrendemiyu，jinvpengyoucaidelanmanmimiangongxiangjidahuoer。

脑筋急转弯搞笑整人的

1、shoukedeqingkuangxia，xueshengmendouzuoxialaishouke，keshixiaozhaoshangmeiyijiekedouzhanzhe。weihe？da：xiaozhaoshijiaoshi

2、shenmehuanenggouquanqiutongyongxing？da：dianhua

3、shenmemaidejiaqianyueyuegaoyuefeichangrongyijiaoyiliang？da：feiliao

4、wen：youyizhongchuancongweixiawanshui，weihehuoshichuan？da：taikongfeichuan

5、wen：shenmewuxudeqingkuangxiachaoxia，yongdeqingkuangxiachaoqian？da：suochi

6、yinvtachun，pailezhangpadaoshuzhidexiangpianweixinfapengyouquan，xiabianyouyigebaosunpingjia：laomuzhuyedahuishangshule。。。

 7、biaojiefuqianyitiankaichechuanghongdengbeijiaojingduilanzhule，huidaojiabeiwojieyidunlaotao，yiqizhixiawobiaojiefushuaimenerchu：woyaochuquchuangshijie！

wojiezuozaishafashangxiaokanleyiju：jiuniyaochuangshijie，chuanggelvdengdounengbeizhua，nizabuyongshuoquchuangguandongni。。。

 8、yigenanrenshenqishizudizaifatiezixianbai：wodelaopo，kezijizaijiashui，kezishenquguangjie，kezishenqulvxing，kezijizuofan，yunqizishenquzuoganshou，zishendaixiaohai，dajiaganzaitayanqianzichengweinvhanzhi？baosunhuiying：zaidajiacunyibanguanzheijiaoxiaoguafu。

 9、nikuaiwenwoshibushixiaotuzi？”“xingba，shibushinixiaotuzi？”“en，woshi。nizaigenwoshuoshifoumeihualu？”“shibushinimeihualu？”“nishazia！！！woshixiaotuzi！”

 10、yaoguonianla，jialiyoutouzhuhelv。shixianzaizhuhuoshixianshalv?(zaizhu，lvyeshineiyangxiangde;shalv，zhuyeshineiyangxiangde;liangbianyebusha，zhuhelvquanshineimexiangde;liangbiandousha，gebidelinjujiadezhuhelvquanshineimexiangde)

 11、a：nizhidaoshenmexiaodongwuzuiaiwenweihema?b：buqingchuya!a：zhuya!b：weishenmeni?a：youyunibianshifeizhu!

 12、a：zhuhelaohushizizai，dilaohushiziqushile，weihe?b：buqingchuc：zhengquele，zhuyebuzhidaoyouerlengzi，kandaoshenmerenzongshuomeiyou，“nifuyouma?”“meiyou!”“niyoujianma?”woxiangwenyixia，nikandaozheiyierlengzilemeiyou?da：meiyou(neilingyifangbianshierlengzi)zhudeyingyupindushipugba?

13、jia：dajiaxianghuzhijiankualingyifangba。yi：haoa。jia：nixian。yi：nizhenshuaiya。jia：nizhenyouyanguang！yi：……

14、xiaowuguizenmehuihuran2getouni?weihe？(huida：youyuxiaowuguiyijingxiangzheigewenti…)

15、“shibushinixueguomoshushi？”“meiyou。”“neimeniweiheyuebianyuebuhaokanle？”

16、“nitingwenguowangbashuomeiyoudexiaogushima”“meiyou”

17、wojinibiangemoshushi,shiniwangdiaozishenshigou，woyuanbenjiubingbushigou!!!nikankan,zheijiusuanleba

18、qinaidede,nixianqiwokanqilaibuhaokanma?ziranbuxianqia，neimenijiushinijuedewobuhaokange。

19、shijishangnizheirenyouyigeyoushi。naxieyoushi？yeliguihaipawangjialipao。

20、shiwosanjuhuaxianggennishuo，baohanxiabianzheiyiju，ganxiewoshuowanle。

21、nilejiexiaosanweihetongkume?youyuxiaosihuijiale。nilejiexiaosiweihetongkume?neishiyouyudagehuijiale。

 22、.fuqinmingrikaoshinixuyaokaobutaihao，niyejiubushizheiyiba。haizie。diertianbabaerzi，kaoderuhea?haizinisheia?

23、新龟兔赛跑

 zhengrengaoxiaoyoukengrendemiyu：xinguitusaipaoxiaogushizhong，zhudangcaipanyuan，wenjieguosheiying？wulundazhuhuiyingguihuoshenghuoshituhuosheng，tiwenzhedoushihuihuiyingng，zhuyeshineimeshuode。zheijiudengtongyushuominghuiyingderenquanshizhu，jinyouzhucaizhidaojieguo。yinerlaikan，zheizhendeshiyigezhenggugaoxiaoyoumoyoukengrendewenti，danshikanlehoujiuburongyiruxingle。