gangjiademeizizenmeliaoyoumo?bushanyanciyizhiquanshixuduotongxuemenzhuinvshengquanguochengzhongjiaodadenanti,buqingchuliaoshenme,liaotianliaotianfenweijiubiangangale,liaotianliaotiannvshengyebuhuiyingxinxile。yinweinihaowuyiwenyudaoguoneiyangdenanti,jinqiyeshiyouxuduodixiongsixinwo,yincidajiajinrijiulailiaoyiliaojiahaonvshengshoujiweixinyingdangzenyangliaotian!ganghenvshengrenshiliaotianpinlvbuyitaipinfan,zheixiegangjianvshengweixindeliaotianjiqiaoganjinjixia。
zuixiandajiaxiankanlaiyixiefanmiandianxing,kanyixiadahuoerpingrilihenvshengxianliaoyifandebuzhengque。
1、查询户口
zheishiyigelaodiaozhongdandenanti,jiarujiushiwodefensiwojianxinyidingburongyizaicifashengzheiyibuzhengque。
“zaiganmani?”“niduodale?”“nimenshishenmegongzuozhong?”
huanweisikaoyixia,niganggangjianvshengshoujiweixin,nimenhuoshiluren,jiaruyouxierenneiyangxunwenni,nixiangyaolicaitama?niyidinghendichu,nishisheiya?wolejienibu?
2、瘋狂赞扬女生
wasai,nihaopiaolianga,nishenxinghaobanga!ninhaoyouqizhia!nvshenghuifuyansaize,nvshenghuibizhibuji。nvshenghuixiangnishifouhuishigeeren,shifouhuiduitaxinhuaibugui。jibianbushizheiyangniyepululezishendexuqiugan,nvshenghuijuedenishigenannainan。
3、天气预报员
mingtiantianqiyaojiangwenle,duochuandianyifukuzi,yaozhuyibaonuan。
nvshengyoubushierlengzi,lenglehuilejieduochuanzhedabande。guanzhuyeyongbudaoni,tadebabamamazaoyihetajiangle。
4、运送嘲笑和搞笑段子
youshihouzailaiyigechaoxiaohuoshigaoxiaoduanziyetingbucuo,nenggouhuoyuexingxiafenwei,keshimeitianneiyangjiubuhaole!
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jiaruyizhiganbiedechaoxiao,neimamanmandiniyejiuhuibianchengyigexiaohua。
5、自吹自擂显摆
shuozishenhenlihai,lejiexuduohenniudejiaose,xianbaiwanbiao、che、fangzheixie。zheiyihenvshengyoushenmeguanxima?nvshengzhinengjuedenishigejingshenbing。
6、约女生
“piaoliangmeinv,yeliyiqichulaichigefanba!”
ganglejiejiuyuechulaiyongcan,buyaoshuoyigenvshengle,woyigenanshengdouhaipa,yousheizhidaoshibushinijiutuonv,shifouhuiweixinzhaopiao。bingqierujinshidaifashengbianhua,nanhaizichumenshiyexuyaohaohaodibaohuziji。
shenzhiyou,“woaini,zuowonvpengyouba!”
nvshenghuixiang:“nishisheiya,wolejienibu?”bulejieni,nvshengshibutaikenengtongyinidegaobaide。jibianshilejiele,taizaodegaobainvshengyehuixiang:“nishikanhaolewodelian,bingbushikanhaolewodenanren。jiaruyouyigegenghaokandenvshengfashenggougoushouzhiniyejiuhuilikaile。”
xiamian,dajiaeryanshuoqiadangyingdangruheliao!
1、搞好展示面
zhanshimianhenzhongyao,yikaishinimenyebuzhangwo,tayidinghuikanzhenidezhanshimian。
zuixiantouxiangtupian,youderenhuiyongjingse,youderenhuiyongxiaochongwu,youderenhuiyongzishendemingcheng,youderenhuiyongkeaikatong。
womenjianyishiyongzishendexiangpian,bubiqingyiyizhangzipaizhao,yaokushuaiyouxinghuoshiyoushiyide,yaojirenyanqianyiliangdejuede。
suihounicheng,youderenbaqicelou,youderenzhonger,youderenweimeiyijing,youderensuoxingbianshizishendemingcheng,tiyihuoshiyaoyoudianerhanyi,youdianershencengde。
ranhougerenqianming,youderengerenqianmingxiedeshashadede,youdehenyouyisi,youxieshilizhijitang,youdehanyoushenghuozheli。shijishangchedinenggouhenichengjinmijiehe,tanenggoushinichengdebiaoshuhuoshinichengdetuokuan,zongeryanzhibukeyitaisu。
zuizhongbianshiweixinpengyouquanle。zheiyeshitoudengdashi,zainimengangjiaweixinhaoyoudeqingkuangxia,bicidequanbuxinxineirongdoushiyinimendeweixinpengyouquandedaode。weixinpengyouquannenggouchengxianniderongmao、qichang、xingqing、shiyongjiazhi、yingxiangli、gongzuozhong、richangshenghuo、shehuifazhanshejiaoquanzheixie。
henduorendeweixinpengyouquanquanshiguanggaoxuanchuan、lianjiehuoshifenxiang,haowuyiwenzheiyeshihenkoufende。tebieshizaiyeyouneilei“buzhuanbingbushixxx”“buzuqiuzhuanhuisixx”deneirong,shifenfangan,shifendichu。zhenduizheileizhuangkuangwoyibanhuilijipingbidiaohuoshijiaruheimingdan。
yigehaodeweixinpengyouquanbixuzhanxiannidegaoshiyongjiazhi,bushishuoyaohaohuachehaozhaibieshu,yebushiyaoxiangbinjiupiaoliangmeinv,zhishinideshenghuopinzhiheshenghuoguannian。ninengfayixietesemeishi、yundongjianshen、dujialvyou、gongzuozhongdengneirong。
haikeyizhixiangshuopai,keshinixuyaochuanzhedabandeshuaiyidian,fayixieyouqizhi、youpinwei、youshiyidexiangpian,ruguoshidadunan、dafeilian、huxulazha,buxiubianfudehuoshibubifadehao。
yeyoubianshiweixinfapengyouquandepinlv,faduoleshilinjuraomin,bingqiedoumeiyouneimeduogaopinzhideneirongrangnifa。
2、开场白
henduorendoushihuidanxinyukaichangbai,yigekaichangbaijibianzaiduoyebutaikenengrangnvshengyishunjianaishangleni,danshirangtaduinizaochengxingquaihaohuoshinenggoude。kaichangbaifenhenduozhongduoyang,liruqiuzhiyukaichangbai、lengdukaichangbai、fengqukaichangbai、xingquaihaokaichangbaizheixie。
wobingbuzaiyikaichangbai,youyugengguanjiandeshihoubianxianliaodeneirongyaorangnvshengjuedeyouyisihaowaner,keshijiarukeyibaozhenggengqiang,neimaweishenmebuni?
ninengfayiju:piaoliangdexianjianghua!
huoshidajiajiaodadexinyoulingxibianshiwobushuohua,niyejianmo!
这种都能够!
3、聊女生有兴趣的话题讨论
yaoliuyi,nimengangganglejie,bubiquliaoshenmerenshengmubiaozhexuesixiang,yebubiliaoshenmesanguanqinggan。jiarutandaole,qianliaoweizhi,ninengshuowoshiyigekandaiqingganjiaoweiyongxinderen,suihousuiyiliaoyiliangjujiuhaole,buyongshencengci。ganqinghesanguanheshihoubanqijiaoweilejielezaiquliao。
ganglejiedeqingkuangxiawomenkeyikanyixialingyifangdeweixinpengyouquan,pouxiyixialingyifangshigeshenmeyangderen,liaoyixietahuiyouxingqudehuatitaolun。lirutadeweixinpengyouquanfaguoxuduotesemeishi,faguotadexiaochongwu,neimaliaoshenmeyimuleran,jiuliaotesemeishihexiaochongwujiuhaole。
gangjiademeizizenmeliaoyoumo?bubidianjizheyounaxieliaotiandejiqiaohuoshixiaoshouhuashunenggoushinihenvshengdeguanlianyixiazijiudadadelajin,rangtaduiniyouxingquxiainiaishangleni,zheibingbushiji。
guanlianshiyaoyibuyibutuidongde,yikouchibuledapangzi。ganglejiedeqingkuangxiazuixianyaozuodeshizhangwota,jinyouzhangwotalenicaikeyiyoudaliangdehuatitaolunnenggouliao,nicaizhidaozheiyinvshengshifouheshinide。
suihourangtaquzhangwoni,lejienishigeshenmeyangderen,zhibuzhijianxin,shifounenggouxiangchude。zheigeshihoubianshiwomenquzhanxianzishendeqingkuangxia,nideyoumogaoxiao,nidezerengan,nidejinquxinzheixiekeyixiyinzhunvshengdediqu。
gaohaozhanshimianshiweilegenghaodirangnvshengzhangwoni,yucitongshihaikeyixiyinzhunvsheng。yigefeichanghaodekaichangbai,shiweilegenghaodijinvshengyigehaodediyiyinxiang,zheihenzhongyao。suihouliaoyiliaonvshengyouxingqudehuatitaolun,rangxianliaodeqifengaoxingyixie。
jinjibubiyangaoshoudi,zaoqiwomenyaozuodebianshixianghuzhijianzhangwohuhuanxinxineirong,liaodeguoshenhuirangnvshengjuedeguaiguaide,jinerduinizaochengpaichixinlizhuangtai。youyigehaodejibencaihuichuxianzhihoudezhuduo,wanzhanggaoloupingdiqi。
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