约女生出来的幽默方法 约女生出来的语言套路

 nanhaihenvshengjiaowangyiduanshijianhou，xiwangnengyuenvshengchuqujianmian。jianmiankeyiranglianggerendeganqinggengshangyicenglou，zheiduilianggerenguanxidejinbufeichangyouhaochu。danshiruguonanshengbuzhuyifangfa，henrongyibeinvshengjujue，huibiandehenganga。yuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfayounaxie？nanshengbufangkankan。

1.先模糊发起邀请，再准确发起邀请

 xiongdimen，woshidongyewenze！qishizhuinvshengzuinandejiushiliaotian。ruguonibunengliaotian，nijiubunenghenvhaijiaotan。ruguonibunengdakainvhaideqinggansuo，ruguoniyinweizuibabenerbunengliaotian，nijiubuzhidaoruhequyuenvhaihai，nihuiyizhidanshen，jingchangbeinvhaijujue。wojianyinilaizhaowodongyewenze，jiniyitaoshiyongdejiqiao，rangnizhidaoliaotianzheimejiandan，zaijiashangyitaogongjixingdeyanjiang，zhiyaofuzhiyanjiang，nijiukeyihenrongyidihenvhaiyuyue。ruguonizhendexiangbaituodingdan，youbiyaolaizhaowo，buyonghuayifenqianjiunengtigaoziji。buxiangma？

 nvhaihenhaixiuruguonanhaizhijierangnvhaichulai，nvhaihenkenenghuijujue，suoyiyixieanquandefangshishinanhaishouxianfaqimohudeyaoqing，ruguonvhaitongyi，ranhouzhaojihuifachuzhengshideyaoqing。

 suoweimohuyaoqing，jiushimeiyouquedingshijiandeyaoqing。birunvshengbangniyidianmangzhihou，nanshengkeyichenjishuo:“xiexienidebangzhu，youjihuiwoqingnichifan。”

 duiyuzheiyangdeyaoqing，nvhaimenwangwangbuhuijujue。ranhou，dangjihuichuxianshi，nanhaihuixiangnvhaifachuyaoqing。yinweinvhaiyiqiandayingguoni，chenggongdegailvyaogaodeduo。

2.以幽默的方式邀请女孩

 ruheyuenvshengchuqujianmian，yuenvshengchuqudeyuyantaolu:nanshengxiangnvshengfayaoqingshi，buxuyaorenzhen，youshihoukeyiyongyoumodeyuqifayaoqing，zheiyanggengrongyibeinvshengjieshou。

liru，nanhaikeyiduinvhaishuo：“tingshuonijintianyaoheyigeshuaigechuquchifan。”

nvsheng：“sheishuode？nageshuaige？”

nan：“wo，xianzaizhenggehunandouzailiuchuan，nihaimeishoudaoxiaoxi？”

女：“哈哈没有。”

nan：“neinixianzaizhidaole，shenmeshihounengchulai？”

nv：“wo5dianxiaban。”

男：“我去接你。”

yongzheizhongyoumodefangshihenrongyiyuenvhaichuqu。

3.向女孩发出邀请

 ruheyuenvshengchuqujianmian，yuenvshengchuqudeyuyantaolu:dangnanshengxiangnvshengfachuyaoqingshi，nvshenghenkenenghuiyinweihaixiuhuoqitayuanyinjujuenansheng，suoyinanshengbufangxiangnvshengfachuyaoqing，zheiyanghuizengjiachenggongdegailv。

suoweixiangnvshengfachuyaoqing，jiushibuzhijieyaoqingnvsheng，ershirangnvshengyaoqingni。

liru，nanhaikeyiduinvhaishuo：“mingtianqingwochifan。”

nvsheng：“weishenmeyaowoqingnichifan？”

nansheng：“qingwochifan，wohuidainiquyigeyouquershenmidedifang。”

女生：“在哪里？”

nansheng：“biewenneimeduo，mingtianjiuzhidaole。”

zheizhongyuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfa，nvhaibujinbuhuijujue，haihuiyinqitadehaoqixin，zengjianichenggongdegailv。