约女生出来的幽默方法

 zaizhuinvhaideyuehuijiqiaozhong，yuenvhaichuquyeshiyixiangjishugongzuo，buyaodigu，zhiyaonvhaihenichulai，nijiuyoujihuiyingdetama？neime，ruheqiaomiaodiyaoqingyigenvhaichulaini？yuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfa：

如何巧妙地约女生出来

(1)约会目的明确

renpajianmian，shupajiepi。

henduoshihou，nvhaizaidianhualihenleng，yetuisanzusi，danniruanmoyingpao，piantachulai，tahuiwandehenkaixin。

 yaoqingdemudeshijianmian，zhiyaonengjianmian，shenmedoukeyishuo。nvhaidegezhongyaoqiuyekeyituoxie，birunvhaishuo：”wobunenghuilaitaiwan。”"wobuxihuanchangge。”"wogandaobushufu，bunengpashan。”duiyuzheixiejiekou，ruhehuiying，houmian(7)tebiejiangshu。

(2)克服约会的恐惧

kanzheshoujilide8fenhaoma，taneimepiaoliang，haihenyouqian，wonengzhuishangtama？daodiyaobuyaojitadadianhua？

zhainanxinzhongsihuyouquzhibujindekongju。haipadashan，haipayuehuinvhai。nikeyikankanruhekefudashanqiandekongju。

 jidewozenmeyuewozuixihuandenvhaichuqu，naqidianhuafangxia，buduansikaozheicishifouheshi，woyinggaishuoshenme，woyuetachuqu，tahuichulai，womenyinggaiwanshenme……

 diyigewenti，youledianhuahaoma，yaobuyaolianxi？daanzongshiyiyangde”yaolianxi!”zuiduodadianhuaduifangbujie，faduanxinbuhui，sunshizhishiyidiandianhuafei。

 shenmeshihoulianxi？yuezaoyuehao！youqishizaidachengshi。zaixiaochengzhen，yigeyuehounikenenghuizaicilianxi。neigenvhaihaijideneitiandashandechangjing；danshizaidachengshi，nvhaidiertianjiubujidenishisheile。wodexiguanshidangchangjinvshengfaduanxinhuozhedadianhua，yibandoushi”woshigangcaidehoulianpiayue，nideyanjingzhendehuishuohua。gaitianyiqichulaihelengyin。”

(3)短语

 yaoqingbushiliaotian。henvrenliaotiandejiqiaoshibuyaodonglaxila，meitoumeiwei。jiandanmingledibiaodayaoqing，danyouyizhongteshuqingkuang，keyizuoweibaochirichanglianxideshouduan，yaoqingshigoutongdehuati。birumeigeyiduanshijianyaoqingtachuquwanhuozhechifan，jishiduifangjujue，yekeyiyongzheizhongfangshidadianhuasaorao；meiciduifangjujue，douhuixingchengjujuezhaiwu，zuihouyuyue。

(4)降低期望

niyishanglaijiushuo”rangwomenkaifangba！”meiyounvhainengtongyi。”womenqugouwu，chidiandongxi！”xuduonvhaibuhuijujue。

 yikaishi，buyaotichutaiduodeyaoqiu，yongluotuojinzhangpengdecelve，yidianyidiandiwennvhai。suiranyikaishizhishichuquchifan，liaotian，danliaotianhenkaixin，dangran，nikeyiqugongyuan。

(5)激发兴趣

haoqixinshasimao！nvhaitianshenghaoqi。

qingnvhaichifanyouliangzhongfangshi，

diyizhongfangshigaosuta，youyijiaxishizhuangxiu，youniupaixianbing，qifenhenlangman；

dierzhongfangshi，zhigaosutayouyijiafeichanglangmandecanting，tawennishenmeyangzi，nishuozhidao，yongyuanbuhuirangnishiwang。

xianran，dierzhongfangshinengjifaxiangxiangli，gengyouxiyinli！

(6)坚持到底

jianchidaodi，huanjuhuashuo，jiushiyaoyouqiangliedejianmianyuwang。

duiyunvhaidejujue，zhishaojianchisanci！

woyueleyigenvhai，hualeyigeyuedeshijian、duanxin、dianhua、yaoqing，zuihouhaishichulaile。

zheipianwenzhangzuihouhuifushangyigezaiwangshangzhaodaodetiezi，zheishiyigenvhaidexinsheng。meigerendouyinggaishoudaoqifa。

(7)注意语调

 shishishang，zheibishangmiantidaodesuoyouyuehuihuatiheyuehuijiqiaodougengzhongyao。hendachengdushang，nvhaichulaikannibushiyinweinishuodehua，ershiyinweinidecixingshengyin，nidereqing，nidelilianghexinxin。

ruguobuxing，jiuzaijingziqianlianxi，kankanzijidebiaoqing，weixiao，luxiashengyin，zijiting。

 youyiciwojinglilehenshendeyuehui，wozhishiyongsuiyierjiaolvdeyuqishuo：”wanshangyoukongma？woyoudianxiangzhaoni。rangwomenzaijinguanghuaguangchangmenkoujianmianba！”duifanglaibujiduoxiangjiuchulaile。

danhaishineijulaohua，qishishuoshenmebingbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshinizenmeshuo！

(8)巧妙处理异议

 zaizheilifenxiangyigejiaozuoyuehuijiqiaodeyuehuijiqiao，jiaozuoyuehuijiqiao”yaozhuhuawei”。zheigejiqiaohenyouyong，xuewanzhihou，niqumaidongxitaojiahaijia。

 yejiushishuo，buguannvhaizenmefandui，nidoushizaitashuodehuadejichushangzuotaijituishou，xiexialiliangfanji，dali。jutibuzhoushibiaodalijie–zhongxinyaoqiu。

举个例子，

ni：”wanshangchulaiwanba！”

nvhai：”wowanshangjiaban。”

 ni：”zheimexinkua，nilaobantaiburendaole，woyaoqugongshangjujubaota！(biaoshilijie，zhanzaitongyigeweizhi，zhanzaitongyigeweizhi–xieli)

zhengtianjiaban，shenghuobunengzheiyang，nidejizijifangjia。(tadejiekouchengleniyaoqingdeliyou。–jieli)

 yuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfa：wozhidaoyigechixiaoyededifang，youbianyiyouhaochi！nishenmeshihouxiaban？”(zhongxintichuyaoqiu–fanji)