约女孩子出来怎么约 巧妙的约女孩子出来

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约女生出来的幽默方法

1.寻找同伴邀请

 yudaonvhaihaipanvhaitongyi，nikeyichangshizheizhongfangfa，nikeyigaosunvhai，tingshuonalikaileyijiaxindehuoguodian，henhaochi，danmeiyourenyiqiqu，wentashifoukeyipeini，ranhouniyaoqingkeren。zhiyaonihenvhaiguanxibucuo，nvhushitongchanghuitongyi，sheibuxihuanmianfeidewucan。

shili：nan“tingshuodongbianxinkaileyijiahuoguodian，haochi，danshitamenmeiyoushijianpeiwo，huozhenipeiwo，woqingke。”

女“啊，哦，好。”

2.故意曲解女生邀请女生邀请

 zheigexiaohuazhuangcengjingshilixinggongshi，dangshizhidaogoumeiyoufanying。shishishang，dangyigenvhainengshuotaxihuanchishenmehuotingshuoshenmehenmeiweishi，niguyiqujietadeyisi，shuo，bushixiangrangwoqingwochifanma？shenmeshihouyoushijiandainiqu。daduoshunvhaihuirenweinishigexiaohua，zhidaonizhijiedaitaqu，tacaizhidaonishizhende。

shili：nv“wozhendehenxihuanneijiachuancaia。”

nan“womingbai，mingtiandainiquchifan”

3.故意刺激女生邀请

 dangnvshengshuo“nazhongpaofuzuodeyijue”，nikeyishuo“wozhidaoyouyigebinishuodehao，gaimingerdainiquchangchangjiuzhidaole。”zheigeshihounvshengkendinghuibeinijidong，ranhounijiuqiaoqiaoyuetachuqu。

shili：nv“wozhidaonagepaofuzeihaochi。”

nan“zenmekeneng，wozhidaodebinishuodehao，xiacidainiquchangchang。”

nv“zhendema？xiacidaiwoqu。”

4.给自己带高帽式邀请

 zheizhongfangfaxuyaonidelianpihouyidian，nikeyigaosunvhai“yougeshuaigehuipeiniyiqichifan”zheigeshihou，nvshengkendinghuishuo，“sheia”ranhounijiukeyishuole“bumingxianma？”

shili：nan“yihouhuiyouyigeshuaigepeiwomenquchifan。”

女“谁啊？”

男“我啊！”

女“……”

5.直接邀约

 zheizhongfangfagengshiheyonggandenanhaihuonirenweinvhaiduinideganjuehenhao，nikeyixianzhaoyijiahaocanguan，dangnvhaidayingniwennvhaixiangchishenme，ruguonvhaishuobu，nidaitachinixuanzede，ruguoyou，nidaitachitaxiangchide。

shili：nan“woxiangqingnichiyidunfan，haoma？”

nv“womenquchishenme？”

男“你想吃什么？”

女“不知道诶。”

nan“neiwomenquchi**yiqianfaxianhaibucuo。”

yuenvhaizichulaizenmeyue？nv“haoa。”