如何巧妙的约女孩子出来 约女生出来的幽默方法

 zaizhuinvhaideyuehuijiqiaozhong，yuenvhaichuquyeshiyixiangjishugongzuo，buyaodigu，zhiyaonvhaihenichulai，nijiuyoujihuiyingdetama？neime，ruheqiaomiaodiyaoqingyigenvhaichulaini？yuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfa：

在第一次和她说话之前

 xiangxiangtashifouduiniganxingqu。taheniyouyanshenjiaoliuma？henishuohuadeshihou，tayoumeiyouweixiao，leyuqizhong？ruguoshizheiyang，gongxini——takenengyoudianxihuanni。danshiruguotakanzheni，zhishiyinweiniyizhidingzhetakan，rangtajuedewuliao，neijiubushihaozhaotoule。zheihuijinvshengdailaiyali，suoyibuyaobaniduitadeganqingbiaoxiandetaimingxian。

 zhuyitashifoupengguoni。ruguotazongshishituchumonideshou，huozhezhaojiekoulianxini，neimetakenenghuiduiniganxingqu。danruguotahenimeiyoushentijiechu，zheibingbuyiweizhetabuxihuanni。tongyang，ruguotabuxianjiechuni，niyebuyinggaizhudongzheiyangzuo，zheikenenghuihepaonvhai。ruguotashenzhibukanni，neimenixuyaobaochilengjing，zhaojiekouhetashuohua。jihumeiyounvhaixihuanzheizhongxingwei。ruguotashenzhibukanni，huozhezhijiehushini，neimenijiubuyinggaixiandaraota。youxienvhaikenengbuxihuanzheilijietadeshentiyuyan。

 bangtayidianmang。zhudongtichubangtatizhongwu，jitadaiwufan，huozhejitazuoyixiepingfandexiaoshi。ruguotajujue，neijiudengyigeheshideshijian，birudangtazhendexuyaonidebangzhushi，huozhedangtajusangheanweishi。ruguotazoukaile，buyaowentaweishenme，zhiyaomomodipeizheta。

问题

 quebaoyifuganjingzhengjie。suirannibuxuyaoyifuhexiezi，yansudihenvhaiyuehui，dannibixuquebaoyifuganjingzhengjie。yuehuiqianshuaya，biyaoshiyongyidianxiangshui。buyaolianxuliangtianchuantongyangdeyifu。ruguonizhouyichuanhongsetxu，zhouerjiubuyaozaichuanle！

 zhudongjiejinnixihuandenvhai。nibuxuyaozuodetaiduo，zhishijiandandishuoyijuhua“hai”huoshi“nihao”meiguanxi。suizhetanhuadeshenru，nikeyishizhezanmeita，huozhewentayixiewenti。

 baochiziranheyoumo。shuohuashibuyaobaqifengaodetaiyansu。niyekeyishizhehetadiaoqing，kaigewanxiao，shizhezuoyixiexiaojiechu。

 zaizhengquedeshijianyuetachuqu。qingtaqukandianying，huozhezuoyixienimendouganxingqudeshiqing。niyekeyirangtaqutazuixihuandejiubaheyidianjiu，jianeryanzhi，zheihenziran。

 nikeyishuo：“wotingshuolezheibudianyingxxx，nijuedezenmeyang？”ruguotashuotaganjuehenhao，wentashifouxiangheniyiqiqu。ruguotawenni，zheishiyuehuima？suoyigaosuta，shide。yinweinvhaixihuanzixindenanhai。

 ciwai，nihaikeyishuo，“woxiangqukanzhouliuwanshangdeyishuzhan，nixianghewoyiqiquma?ruguowomenyiqiqu，neijiuhenyouqule。”

zixin。yuenvshengchulaideyoumofangfa，jiarutawennizheishibushiyuehui，gaosutashide。zixindenanrenzongshigengshouhuanying。