幽默的微信聊天开场白，和女生聊天幽默开场白

 fengqudeweixinliaotiankaichangciyoushenme?kaichangcishipaoniushifenguanjiandediyibu，weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？nenggoushinizaimeizhixinlidepinpaixingxiangdianxiajiben，yincijinriwoyaoweipengyoumenchanshengliaomeijinengliaotiankaichangbaizhaoshu，yiqilaiqiaoqiaoba!henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？

一、恳求式

“yeliyoushijianma?xiangniyaoyiqichuquyongcan。”

 neiyangdekaichangcixianzhushidiaosishidekaichangci，rutongyigeqitaozhezaikenqiunvhai，jiangsuoyoudezhudongquandouzuoyijiaojilenvhai，nvhaiyeshishifenfanganzuojuedingdeyizhongweishengwu。

二、一本正经式

“ninhaowodemingzijiaosheisheishei，zainaernanagongzuo，hengaoxingnengyunilejie。”

 weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？neiyangdekaichangcijinguankanqilaishifenwenminglimao，keshitaiguoduwenminglimaozhengerbajingdegerenxingwei，huijinvhaiyizhongjurenyuqianlizhiwaidejuede，nanyigenmeizhilajinjianju。henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？

三、过度关注式

“mingtianqiwenyaojiangzhilingxiale，qinyaozhuyibaonuane!”

 neiyangdekaichangcijinguankanqilaishiguanzhunvhai，dannvhaishichengrenle，taderichangshenghuochedinenggouzili，bingqieyigenvshengdeshenpangyizhihuichuxianwushuguanzhuzhe，zainvhailaikannideguanzhuyagenmeiyoushiyongjiazhi。

四、自觉得风趣式

“zaiwangluoshanghuoshiweixinpengyouquanjiandaogaoxiaoduanzi，raowanzidejimeizhifayiwang。”

 henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？neiyangdekaichangciduinilaishuofangfohengaoxiao，nengyingdemeizhiyixiao，dannvhaijiandaoneiyangdegaoxiaoduanziyagenkandouburongyikanyiyan，zaitayanzhongnijinjingedoub，bingqieneiyangxiangyaofengqubonvxinggaoxingdefangshi，yeshizaidishiyongjiazhidekenqiunvhai。

五、群发祝福式

“yiyangzaiwangluoshanghuoshiweixinpengyouquanjiandaonuanxindejuzi，jiuraowanzidejimeizhifayiwang。”

 neiyangdekaichangciyagenburongyihuodemeizhidehuiying，neiyangyeshizaicebiandeguanzhunvhai，yiwangdeduanxinqunfazengjimeizhishizhuyuan，danrujindeduanxinqunfahuirangmeizhiganjuenihensutao。

六、无趣提问题式

weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？“niyizhizaimangma?xianghenishuoshuohuashuoshuoxinlihua。