和女生聊天幽默几个话题，和女生聊天幽默开场白

 shoujiweixinhenvhailiaotianfengqunengdoudaotaxibuzisheng，texiangzaiciyunixianliao，jiaruzaiqianruyixienuanxinqinghua，weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？bianhuitandaonvhaihuazhiluanzhan。xuduoxiongdidanxinweixinliaomeikaichangciruheliao，bianyuyumeizhizaochenghaodeyinxiang，weixiamiandexianliaogaohaomaixiafubi。xiamianjidahuoergongxianghenvhailiaotianfengqu50gehuatitaolun，shiniweixinliaotianchangxingwuzu，buhuizaichouliaomeikaichangbaidenanti。henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？

和女孩聊天幽默话题一：

1.wanhunbianshijisuiyichuanjianmianfu，zhutihuodongqilaibufangbian，danhuihenwennuan。

2.weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？shixiong，niqingchuma?ershixiongderourujinbilaoshifudedouguile

3.nvxingershideguanhusuo，zhangdayihoudejianlisuo，hunhoudebihusuo。

 4.shaonvzhixin，meizaiwuxia;jinquzhixin，meizaiwuxie;jiangshidexin，meizaiwusuoweiju;zhishirenrendexin，meizaibuqiuhuibao。

5.zhenzhengdeaiqingpaizhao。bixuheiyincaikeyibianchengxiangpian。

6.bubiyitiandaowanmaiyuanrichangshenghuo，richangshenghuoyagenjiuburongyilejienishisheiya，gengbuyaoshuotahuitingnidemaiyuan。

 7.weitishengshangpindeanquanxishu，womenjuedingzaikekoukeleshuipingzuopingsaishangyinshangqu：qingdakaizheiyiduan;zaipingdishangyinshangqu：qingdakailingyiduan。

8.nishidian，lisiguang，nishiweiyideshenhuachuanshuo。

9.bubiyuwobilan，wobuxiangyunibi。

10.womenshibushinenggouzhaoyigediquheshangyibei，renshiyixia？huanjuhuashuo，huoshiwolijibaqianjiarangni?

11.wobingbushichengshiguangchangshangsuanmingde，laochubulaineimeduonixiangtingdeke。

12.kandaowozhihouninenghuranfajue。

13.zhixutieqiaowudehao，neiyouqiangjiaowayilibudao？

14.yizaixiaodaxueshengzuishaozhangyuanmubiao：cunfu，quanshui，youdianertian。

15.leishuidecunyoushiweilegenghaodizhengshiyoushangbingbushiyichangchuxianhuanjue。

16.woqueshibuyuanyiyongjiaozhibishini。keshi，jiushinibiwoneimezuode!

和女孩聊天幽默话题二：

1，zidawobianchengleniufen，jiucongcimeiyourenpengdaowotouding。

2.nanshengxiqianyoujinzi，wojiangquanbutuidougexialaile，liankuaitongyemeizhaozhe!

3.dushinianyuwenke，bibushangliaoyigeyueshoujiweixin。

4.jiarupenyounenggouchushou，meiyigezhiwukuaidehua，yinweiwonengfabixiaocaimile。

5.shitai，niyejiuconglelaonaba!haojiuhaojiuzhihou…shitai，niyejiuraolelaonaba!

6.ershiwoyiweizishenzhangdayihounenggoujiejiuzhenggeshijie，dengzhangdayihoucaifajuezhenggeshijiedoujiejiubushangwo。

7.congxiaohouzibianweirenbixubujiqishunian，congrenbianchengxiaohouzijinyongyipingjiu。

8.womenkeyibikaidahuoer，queduobuleyizhiwenchong。richangshenghuoshidajiabukaixindechangshiyixiezhimaxiaoshi。

 9.nvxingyouzhewushuweixinhaomazhiweilegenghaodixinongyigenanren，nanshengchangjianyigeweixinhaomashangbianmanyougeshigeyangdenvxing。

10，gebingbushichengshiguangchangshangsuanmingde，laochubulaineimeduonixiangtingdeke。henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？

和女孩聊天幽默话题三：

 henvshengliaotianyoumokaichangbaiyounaxie？nvshengjiangshenmehuadeqingkuangxia，jiarunibutongyi，buyaoshuodizhidehua，xianzhuangzuofuheta，suihouzaiyanshen、kuadaqici、guimiu。

lirunvshengshuo：“wofeichangfangannanrenchouyanle。”

nijuede：“bianshi……xiyanyinggaishidajiawenroudenvrenhao。

nvshengshuo：“wohenanshiba!”

nijuede：“ng……meiyicidouchaoanshi，wandaoconglaibuchaochuyigexiaoshi。”

nvshengshuo：“wodexinzuodefaxinghaokanma?”

nijuede：“haokan!……yi?niganggangshuoxieshenmehaokan?”

 weixinkaitouzenmeliaogengyoumo？haola，henvhailiaotianfengqujigehuatitaolunjiufasongdaozheier，zhuniweixinliaomeiliaotiankaichangbaiqingsongzizai。