第一次聊天开场白，100种聊天幽默开场

 xianrujinshoujidejiaoyouruanjianbujiqishu，feichangdashuipingshangcushiwomenderichangshenghuohegongzuozhonggengweibianjie。100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？nanhaizizaizhuinvhaizideqingkuangxiayechangchanggenjujiaoyouruanjianhenvshengmenkaizhanxianliaogoutongjiaoliu。zheileifangfajinguannenglajinbicidejianju，danyiranyouhenduonanhaizibuqingchuzenyanggennvhaigoutongjiaoliugoutongjiaoliu，gengbuyaoshuojinyibufazhanqushile。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

 wenbengoutongjiaoliushuoqilaijianyi，qishibushi，ruhezaikuzaowuweidewenbenli，qudechenggongzhuidaozishenxiaidenvhai？goutongjiaoliushiyaozhuzhongfangfade。

1、维持新鲜感

 100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？huiyiyixiazishenshizenmehenvhailiaotiande？zhujiandeqingkuangxiashifouyouchangchangfa“ninhao，nijiaoshenmemingzi？zaiganshenmezheileide”。jiandaonifadeneiyangkaichangci，xuduonvhaidoubuyuanyunizaicixianliao，youyuzheileikaichangcitaisukuzao。gengbuyaoshuoniyaoxiangjinyibufazhanqushiguanlian。duyiwuerdekaichangcicaikeyixiyinzhulingyifangjijilejieni。

nan：wogangcaizouzailushangjiandaojiandaoyunitouxiangtupianyiyangderenle，nishibushi！

nv：shei？zhangshenmeyangzi？

zhixunvhaizhuzhujiandonglejie，jiuzhengshinizaoyizaochengletadeqiuzhiyu，xiamian，niyejiunenggouchongfenfahuile。

2、装作自说自话

 zheibushiguidingnizijiyigerenzhuangshachonglengshuodabantian，zhishixianxianglingyifangtichuwenti，suihoudechuzishendehuida，zuihaoshishuoxiehuayanqiaoyu。

nan：zheiquanshijiezuitiandedongxishisha？

女：恩……

nan：nicaicaideshifoutang？

nan：shijishanghentianmidejiushinidezuichun。

 jianghuadeqingkuangxia，bubishashadeyizhidenglingyifanghuiying，yaozhengqueyindaotaxiangnilejiehuida。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

3、提出问题敞开式的难题

 yaoxiangzhuishangta，diyibushiyaoranglingyifangwangleniyaozhuitadeniantou。dabufenzhuangkuangxia，nanhaizixiangnvhaitichuwenti，bingbushiqueshiweilegenghaodihuodetadehuida，zhishiqidaibicizhijiankeyihudongjiaoliu。yincixiangnvhaitichuwentideqingkuangxia，nenggoutiaoxuanyixiechangkaishidenanti，yaoburanjinyoujianmole。

nan：nixihuanshenmedongwu？

nv：maohegoudouhenkeai，keshiwozuixihuanxiaocangshu。

kaifangshitiwenhainenghuodeyixienichuhuyiliaodehuiying。

 zhuinvhaizideqingkuangxia？zuidamingdefangshishirangnvhaiwanglenizaizhuita，suihoumudishunlichengzhangjiuzuodaole。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

4、风趣优秀的人设

 shijishangxuduoqingkuangxia，ruguoniyibenzhengjingshi，xuduohuatitaolunyebubianjieshuo。jiarushuobutaihao，lingyifangyehuifeichangganga。keshiruguonishiyigegaoxiaorenwuguanxi，neiyangyiqiehuatitaolundounenggouyongwanxiaodeyuqishuo，lingyifangyebuhuiyouhendadegongzuoyali，hainengjiechuanchulingyifangdexintai。

nan：ruguowoaini，ninengshuoxieshenme？

女：……

nan：jiarujiushiwowodehua，woziranyaoshuoyiju，yinweiwotaoyangaoxiao。100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？