100种聊天幽默开场，逗女生开心的幽默聊天套路

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微信撩妹招数100句一：

1,nv：jinrihaolengaya

nan：shibushi，wozenmeganjuebuhaodaolengni

女：为何？

nan：youyuwoyixiangdaonijiuganjueneixinwennuande。

8，duzielejiuchi，leilejiushui，xiangzhenijiuying，zheijiushiwodeshenzifanying。

9，qingkanzhongnidezuiba，wohuoxuhuisuishisuidiqinhuilai

 10，jinguanbukeyimanzunijiaodadewuzhitiaojian……danwokeyibawoxinlaimanzuni……100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

逗女生开心的幽默套路三：

1、wochouhuashuozaiqianmian，

你如果不合理男友，

我也如果你女友。

2、tarenwenwohenxihuannaxiedenvhai，

woyouyaozhujianmiaoshunini。

3，你需要了解，

四季再美，

比不上与我有一腿。

4、kanwobuhuikanbuguanduiba？

huilaizhiwoya，yitanghao。

5、worenweishiwoertongduodongzheng，

yujianniwoxinjiudongdongdongdongdongditiao。

6，wobuzaiyinifeishaonv，

jinjindujiyouxierenbiwogengzaoyudaoni。

7，nizheirenmanhengwuli，

yiyanbuhejiuzhanjuwoxin。

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