10个撩小姐姐幽默的开场白，100种聊天幽默开场有哪些呢？

 zaiwangluoshanglejieleyiweikeaidexiaoqinjiejie，jialetadelianxidianhua，xiangliaozheimingpiaoliangxiaojiejie，100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？kaixinqilaiyunixianliaohudongjiaoliu，fengqudekaichangcizenmejiangbijiaohao？xuduopiaoliangxiaojiejiedongdebubinanshengshao，tamencongminglingliqiewanpi，jiaruyaoxiangzhuidaota，burongyifengqukebuhao。zaixianliaozhongmeiduandounengliaoxiaojiejiexibuzisheng，zheileigaopinzhidexianliaotazenhuibuai？100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

 yixiexiongdijuedeliaotiankaitouyuhenzhongyao，danshi，wojuedekaitouyushuoshadoukeyi，xiamiandeyiliangjucaisuanshiguanjianyibufen。kaitouyushiqiezi，juyoukaijudegongxiao，xiamianzhujianyanchunidefengqu。yucitongshi，bubixiangxiangliaoxiaojiejieliangsanjubianhuiduiniyubabuneng，liaoyitianbianhuijijiyueni，zheileijilvjiaoweixiao，yaobaozhengwusuoweixintai。xiancongjianyidepenyoukaishizuoqi，youyigeshijianquanguocheng，nicaikeyizhuidaopiaoliangxiaojiejie。

下面共享10个撩小姐姐风趣的开场词，在聊天开头的情况下可以用上。

1，ninengbunengjieyimaoqianbangwo？yifangbicizhijianlianyimaoqianguanlianyemeiyou。

 2，100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？yuanbenzhunbeibamantianxingxingzhairangni，xiangyixianghuoshisuanleba，wowenwendixingchen，quelabushangni。

3，renyizhitanlande，zhujianyinweiwojinjinxiangheniliaoliaotian，zuizhongquexiangjiangnijuweijiyou。

4，nidexuexingshifangxingdema?yaobuweihenizhangdeneimezheng。

5，jinqiyalitaida，kenwangwangxuebingbitarenkenyanhaiqiangda…

6,youderenbiaocengboxueduocai，quelianpeiqixiaozhudoumeikanle

7，woqueshihendanchunxing，yitiandaowandoushizaidianjizheruhehaini

8，genwozaiyiqihou，niyaoshuawanjiushuawan，xiangcadijiucadi，zheihaibugousuiyima

9，yigerenzouyelu，zhoubianyouqihei，woyouneimashuai……haohaipatarenkanbujian。

10，niyaoxiao，wohenbuxiaxingennichuduixiang。

 haikeyicongjianyidehuatitaolun，huoshiyoumodehuayuzhujianjiukeyi。youyuliaodejiaoweixiuxianyule，meizhihuijianjiandixuehuifangxiajingtixin，huiyunihudongjiaoliuzhandou，zheishiyigehaodequanguocheng。jiaruniyishangquzhenduixingtaiqiang，meizhiyidankaiqibaohuzhao，jibenshangjiuxuyaoyaoliangle。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

下面再举例说明10个撩小姐姐风趣的开场词，多去理解在其中的风趣逻辑思维。

1，womenganglejie，woxinpengpengtiaoa，nitingjianmei。

2,jinqiwulinbutaihaohunle，nengfoujinnihuaizhongduoyiduo

3，bubianguanzhunidezui，wonengjinbuzhuduitaqidong"chuqibuyi”

4，renshini，yaowoyongyoushengbaobaoyiduixiaohaidebulizhi。

5，tingdaonvhaizhijiayouce，birencishengyuanwenqixiang。

6，youyudoushuozaoshangdechongerbeiniaochi，yinciwoxianzhihoubuqizaole。

7，nimomowodeyifukuzi，kanyixiashifouzuoninanshengdemaoliao。

 8，yeshenrenjingshideqingkuangxia，wojingchangwenyixiaziji，dangshirenshini，jiujingduiyucuo。100tiaoduanxinwanhuinanpengyouzenmezuode？

9，nichukaizipaizhaoyingdangjiumeiyoubiedeaihaolema

 10，ganggangganleyigefengxianxingshifendadexiangmutouzi，ruguochenggongle，yixiajiunengzhenghaoduogeyi，ruguoshibaile，wozheierkuaiqianjiudaguoshuichongxile。

 100zhongliaotianyoumokaichangyounaxieni？suhuashuodehaonanbulannvbuxihuan，yidanhenvshengliaodetiaojianchengshu，zaizaicizhuangwanzhongfengqing，wenzhibinbin，jiuqueshishitailangfeishijianle。yaolejie，dajiawenwan、fengqu、youyoupinweidixianliaoweileshenmeya?dui，zhuidaomeizhi。yinci，rujindajiazhujianhouyanwuchile，yaoburanliangrendeguanlianshizhongbukeyijiejin。henvshengtandaoyidingshuiping，nvhaiyeyebujihuishenmele，jiukeyiananxinxindequshuadianxiaomanhengwuli，yuyanshangyingfuheideliaobo，jinyouneiyangcaikeyirangnvhaimianhongerchi，duiniyubabuneng。