【猎手体系】如何在电视节目上表演搭讪？

 jietoushipaidebufenqishihenhaoyingfu，shenzhiyoutongxuejingguolemeitikaiguangzhihou，xinxincongcifenghuangniepan，bianshenxiaoqiang，haimeishengzhijiaxindangshangzongjinglichurenceojiuyidengshangrenshengdedianfeng，daoshidaoleyanboshili，zhuchirenzhidingnvjiabinyanduishouxi，laixianchangbiaoyandashande，woqueyizhimeiyoukandaoyouhenhaodebiaoyan。baokuowozijizainei，womenyizhimeiyouzhunbeihao，hezheigeduiwomenhaoqidewaibushijieduihua。

 womendangranxianghaiyuanzuizhenshidedashan，dantamenguanxindezhishinishifoufuhetamenxinzhongsuoxiang，suoyydedashan，jiuhaoxiangzaigongfupiandechuqi，niquanquandaorou，tamenhaizhishixihuankanyuanweiya。zheishilijieshangdebutong，congtamenneiyimiankanlai，shiyouhendaluocha。

 dier，zaidianshijiemuluzhixianchangtiaoxuanchulai“beidashan”nvsheng，tamenshishixianbei“sheding”guode，daobushishuotamenyidingshibeishouyiguokeyidiaonandetuoer，ershidangyijianbenshilianggejiansimideshiqingbeiyangzhiyoudisanrenyishangdegongzhongguanzhushi，tade“fanfunvjizhi”jiuqidongle。qingkuangyuniqudashanyigezuheleisi，cishideqingxingjiushitadeguimireqieqipannimenyingyingyanyanlaiyige，ertajiuyaojiajinbigezhuanggaoduanle。

根据现场的表现她还可以为两种反应：

 yizhongshi“buwanquanbeikongzhixing”，tabuhuijinihaoma，danhuihenishuohua，tongchangzheishizizhuxingwei，xianshilaoniangyehaishitingnicedema，tongshiyebucuoguobiaoyandejihui，dangranyeyoujihaomadeshihou，chufeishimingxingdashanshualianleijiemu，huoshinidebiaoyandadaolexiexingdeshuiping，danxianranzheiyijingtuolilexianshizhongdashandeyangziheshuiping，suoyi，mingzhibukeweierwei，shiwomenrexue，tianzhen，chunpo，tongshiyeshiwunaideshihou。

 zhongshi“wanquanshoukongxing”，shizhizuofangyouguoshouyide，xiangwociqianzaifoshandianshitai《yinshinannv》deyiqijianjiemu，luzhijianxiwoxianghenvjiabintaogejinhu，danrenjiamingquegaosuwotajiushijiemuzuanpailaiweinannide，daoshinizhijielaijiuxingle，jujuegoutong。

 suoyi，zaizheixiegeqingshixia，womenyipingridashandezhijiekaichangbaiqubiaodawomendelixiang，guranshikegekeqi，yongqikejia，danshi，biaodaguojiukeyile，womenbunengyicicidiyiyongjunbanhuiwuzhedadaochutouxiangzhedirendefeijidapaowangqianchong，mosikebuxiangxinyanlei。

 suoyi，zheiyicidaoguangdongweishiquluzhijiemuwoshiyouxiangfade，woxianggaibianyixiaguowangdashanlaoshizaidianshijiemubiaoyanshangrenrenyuroudeyinxiang，ruguoshizhongwufashixianpingdengduihua，yizhixuyaojieshi“zhenshidashandeshihounvshengdefanyingbushizheiyangde”，shizhongwufashuomingnizheigexingyezaizhuliushangyijingtaiqitoulai。suoyi，dangnimenzaizheigeshipinshangkandaowodelianggexueyuanzailuzhixianchangbeimeizidiaonandeshihou，wozuozaitaishangshiyouxiangfade。wojuedebunengzaiyizheizhongyizhiyaohaomayizhibuji，zheiyangyizhibeiyazhedadejumianjieshule，suoyi，zaishipinli，zaijumianjiangchibuxiadeshihou，nimentingdaojiaoluolichuanlaileyisheng：

“我来试一下。”

ranhouwobuzhidaonimendeganshoushizenmeyang，wodangshiganshoudaodeshiyuyingpiangaochaochu，yewenshangchangshibandezhangsheng。

 wodangshishizheiyangxiangde：suiranyanboshishide“yinxingguize”dezhidingduiwomenshibupingdengde，danshiguizedinghaohoudeshishishiduimeiyigerendoushipingdengde，birushuo：

1. hetashuohuatayaohuiying，zheiyangjiubuhuichuxian“gangban”（beidaqiang）；

2. shuohuayaosuanshu，zheiyangjiubuhuichuxianshualai；

 3. jiemuxiaoguohexianchangguanzhongdefanying（yejiushishoushilv）shishangdi，zhiyaonizaifuheweiguangzhengdeqiantixianenggoutishengzheige，suoyourendeyizhidouhuisuizhenizhuan……

等等。

siluzheiyangyizhuanhuan，nifanerhuiganjuedao，beidongdeshitamen。

我的计划是这样：

jiushixianxiangbanfahenvshengdagedu：

“ruguowoyingle，nijiubanidehaomajiwo；ruguoniyingle，wojiuquqinzhuchirenyixia。”

 “yigenanrenquqinyigenanzhuchirenyixia”，zheishixianchangguanzhonghedianshijiqiandeguanzhongxihuankandaodeshiqing，suoyizheishi，nvshengdeyiyuan，zhuchirendeyiyuanshishenme，meiyourenzaiyouxiaguji，zheigequnzhongyizhihuixiepozheigeyouxijinxingxiaqu，zheigeshihouwojiukeyipaochuwodedujule：

“wojiudunibuhuibahaomajiwo。”

zheishiyigeliangnandedujujiuxingchengle，zheigedujubuguanzenmerao，zuizhongduixiandejieguozhiyouliangzhong：

一．她按照赌约给我号码；

二．她按照意愿给我号码，并且我去亲主持人一下；

 erqiehenxianran，wozheibianxuyaolvxingdeduyueshiwanquanbuxuyaodanxinde，wozhixuyaozuozuoyangzipuxiangzhuchirenjiuxingle，ruguowozhendeqinxiaqu，zheigechidujiutaidale，erqiezhei“nannanzhiwen”，zaiyigeshishipinglunjiemushangduoshaoyoudian“sanguan”buzhengya，gezhongneihan，dajiayedoudong，yixiaoerguojiubale。

 daolejihuashishideshihou，bijingbushizhuanyeyanyuan，youdianshengying，haiyoujianji，zuizhongxiaoguochulaiyeyoudiandanteng，kezongtishanghaihao。dajiazaishipinshangkandaodeshiwoyilianshuolesange“womendageduba”duoduobirendeyangzi，kenizhidaojishishizaijiemushang，zhengchangdejiaoliuyebukenengshizheiyangdema，henmingxianshisange“womendageduba”zhijiandejiaoliubeijianqule，zuihou，wolaihaiyuanyixiaba。

 yikaishi，rudajiazaishipinshangkandao，woshangquhanxuanleyixiatianqizhihoujiudiyicifaqile“duyue”（ ⅰ），ranhounvshengxiangdang“jingti”，zhishuo“woburenshini”，“nixiangganma”。erhoushuodao“tazaidengren”，woxunzhaoleyixia“gongtongdian”：niyeshiqulujiemude？zhihou，beijiandiaodeshi：

wo：“woyezaidengpengyou，yaobuwomendageduba（ⅱ），kansheidengdejiu。”

mm：“neidedudaoshenmeshihouya？”

wo：“haoba，neiwomenlingwaiduyigeba（ⅲ）……”

jiexialai，jiushinimenzaishipinshangkandaode。

 zongtibiaoxianyiranxiandejucu，danqixiangyijingbuyiyangle，dashanlaoshikaishizhudaozhenggehuanjiedejincheng，xiacizaiyouzheiyangdebiaoyanxuyao，womenyezhidaogaizenmezuole。huixiangqilai，woshigezaidianshimeitishangbiaoyanjietoudashanderen，xianzai，ruguowomeiyoujicuo，woyeshidiyigezaidianshijiemushangxiangduitimiandibiaoyandashanderen，guanyudashandetuiguangshang，woyijingmeiyoushenmetebiedexinyuanle，jiexialaigaishizenyangjiushizenyang。woxianzairengranjidedangshizai《shehuizongheng》deyanboshizhudongqingyingyaoqiubiaoyandashandeshihou，wozhenglileyixiayibai，zaixinliduizijishuo：

“heihei，wodengzheiyitianyijinghenjiule！”